Thank you sir, I'll have another--Dumbest Post Thread

Discussion in 'Mexico National Team' started by Overachiever, Apr 11, 2014.

  1. Centauro del Norte

    FC Juárez
    Sep 15, 2013
    Denver, CO
    Club:
    Villarreal CF
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    is their typical nad mentality. Celebrating draws and nutmegs instead of actual
    wins. Lol.

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  2. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
    Club:
    America de Cali
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    Don’t forget back passes.
     
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  3. GrandeSoccer

    GrandeSoccer Member+

    Jun 20, 2010
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
  4. El_Huero

    El_Huero Member+

    Dec 21, 2009
    EduarDitto "The Pelé of Anal"
    Club:
    CDSC Cruz Azul
    Now that thiago is leaving bayern..they've been jerking each other off to no end hoping pulisic would transfer to bayern soon enough
     
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  5. Philip J. Fry

    Philip J. Fry Member+

    Mexico
    Jun 12, 2013
    Club:
    Borussia Dortmund
    In b4 Hirving to Bayern.
     
  6. ∆lemão

    ∆lemão Member

    Aug 14, 2014
    Pulisic came to Dortmund in February 2015 as a talented sixteen-year-old nobody of Croatian descent. A German club developed him into the player he is today. Playing in the Bundesliga is what improves his skill and understanding of the game on a daily basis. The transition from mere talent to professional footballer in Pulisic's most formative phase of his career happened under the guidance of German coaching.

    I just don't see where U.S. football deserves any credit or how their fans can claim bragging rights for accomplishments achieved by foreigners in another country. The German system develops many very talented foreign youth players. Pulisic is neither an anomaly nor a sensation.

    Had Pulisic spent his last three years at some crummy MLS academy he'd most likely be on his way to become the new Freddy Adu.

    German football fans, DFB members and taxpayers are the ones deserving of complimentary sandwiches from nads fans, since it's their financial support that makes the assistance given to developing nations like the U.S. possible in the first place.
     
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  7. HomokHarcos

    HomokHarcos Member+

    Jul 2, 2014
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Most USA fans agree that US Soccer is crap at developing players.
     
  8. thedragonrik58

    thedragonrik58 Member+

    Los Angeles Football Club
    Mexico
    Jul 5, 2011
    Palmdale
    Club:
    CD Chivas USA
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    The unbiased ones yes, but most we encounter are biased nutriders. [emoji90]
     
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  9. Miguel Myers

    Miguel Myers Member+

    Dec 3, 2011
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
  10. Hecho en Chivas

    Hecho en Chivas Member+

    Apr 22, 2004
    Chulajuana
    Club:
    CD Chivas de Guadalajara
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
  11. ∆lemão

    ∆lemão Member

    Aug 14, 2014
    This undoubtedly applies to a more educated minority, however, the majority of U.S. football supporters (e.g. MLS fans) seems to be delusional beyond redemption.

    Prior to the 2014 World Cup some of my U.S. friends and acquaintances began mentioning to me that German football wouldn't be anywhere without the U.S.. Because of Jürgen Klinsmann.

    Surprisingly their stories all matched. The gist of it was: USMNT coach JK revolutionized German football to the point where we were finally able to compete on a world stage.

    I spent a lot of time explaining to each one of those poor clueless souls, that
    a) Klinsmann is German himself and a member of the 1990 World Cup winning team
    b) Germany ranks among the most decorated nations in world football
    c) the system overhaul started in 2000 with Rudi Völler, way ahead of Klinsmann's time
    d) on the contrary, the USMNT relies on German dual nationals who didn't make the DFB selection.

    I never cared much about the opinion of U.S. football pundits since their knowledge rarely exceeds the level of elementary school students in true football nations. Nevertheless, my curiosity regarding the source of above mentioned comments led to a quick search, which in return unearthed a myriad of ridiculously uninformed or intentionally misleading U.S. media pieces, like Yahoo Sports' "Germany must give Jurgen Klinsmann credit if it wins World Cup" (the original title read "Germany must thank the U.S. if it wins World Cup"). Most articles exuded a stench of insecurity-based self-aggrandizement that put the world and the sport of football at the mercy of the U.S., see CNN's "How America won the 2014 World Cup".

    Who doesn't remember the media and fan outrage following Klinsmann's honest assessment "U.S. winning World Cup not 'realistic'", which led to clowns like Michael Wilbon spouting xenophobic nonsense...



    In a 2016 ESPN survey 67% of 123 polled MLS players believed that MLS teams would survive in the EPL.
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    The truth is, MLS clubs would get spanked in both upper divisions of the top five European leagues. Yet, U.S. media and fans frequently claim parity with or even superiority over Ligue 1 and Serie A.

    Liga MX has made it an annual tradition to humiliate MLS clubs in CONCACAF Champions League competition, which doesn't stop U.S. outlets from claiming
    that "It may not be long before Major League Soccer is a better option than Brazil".

    So, are there realistic U.S. football fans? Definitely. But... they are far outnumbered by delusional blowhards who believe in the fairy tale of exceptionalism and preeminence. Their only excuses are the perennial demagogic and jingoistic U.S. media complex as well as their own lack of savoir vivre.
     
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  12. Romario'sgurl

    Romario'sgurl Member+

    Wakanda FC
    Aug 26, 2000
    Wakanda
    Club:
    FC Ingolstadt 04
    Nat'l Team:
    Ghana
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  13. Centauro del Norte

    FC Juárez
    Sep 15, 2013
    Denver, CO
    Club:
    Villarreal CF
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
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  14. JRB92

    JRB92 Member+

    Sep 23, 2009
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  15. Sanchito

    Sanchito Member+

    Jul 15, 2005
    an island in my mind
    Louis CK back there thinking about his next victim. ;_;
     
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  16. Kaney

    Kaney Sleeping Dragon
    Staff Member

    Dec 12, 2005
    Lake County, IL AKA Southern Wisconsin
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    no mames
     
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  17. Sanchito

    Sanchito Member+

    Jul 15, 2005
    an island in my mind
    You know I'm right.
     
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  18. GrandeSoccer

    GrandeSoccer Member+

    Jun 20, 2010
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
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    "It shows we weren't some weird shitty team"

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  19. ∆lemão

    ∆lemão Member

    Aug 14, 2014
    This is exactly what I've been talking about in the previous post. All their brains seem to be connected to one giant bullsh*tting machine...

    Yahoo Sports: "A hypothetical 2018 World Cup 'NIT' would be way too much fun"

    USA Today: "Why a World Cup NIT needs to happen this summer"





    Some gems:

    - Italy, Netherlands, Chile... USA, a.k.a. faux sense of relevance. ✔︎
    - The U.S. hosting another tournament. ✔︎
    - Messi, Bale, Vidal, Buffon... Pulisic. ✔︎

    More mental food for the delusional sheep.
     
  20. JRB92

    JRB92 Member+

    Sep 23, 2009
    They have no shame

     
  21. jrinsd19

    jrinsd19 Member+

    Sep 1, 2005
    Club:
    CF Indios de Ciudad Juárez
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    US puts themselves on par with others because they didn't qualify but look at who they faced and look at who US lost to. :ROFLMAO:
     
  22. Hecho en Chivas

    Hecho en Chivas Member+

    Apr 22, 2004
    Chulajuana
    Club:
    CD Chivas de Guadalajara
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    The Losers Cup

    Where everyone can dream about being a winner!
     
  23. Miguel Myers

    Miguel Myers Member+

    Dec 3, 2011
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
  24. Centauro del Norte

    FC Juárez
    Sep 15, 2013
    Denver, CO
    Club:
    Villarreal CF
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico

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