Teenaged Boy's life destroyed by NFL Cheerleader

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  1. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Standards, right... LOL! She has a brother and his rates are more in line with your pocketbook. Interested?
     
  2. Coyote-Trickster

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Country:
    United States
    In what? Showing your mom at the State Fair? I hear she's one prize sow.
     
  3. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Country:
    Bolivia
    Dude, if you're a sophmore in high school and you had a shot at that you'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane. :D
     
  4. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    If anyone would know about porking a big nasty sow it be you Mike. Put a red wig on the hefer and call it Dear, right?

    Look this is getting boring.
     
  5. Coyote-Trickster

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Country:
    United States
    It's like you're fishing to see if I could possibly be your biological father. I know it was probably hard for your mom to tell one circus midget from the other while she was the guest of honor at the Barnum & Bailey Gangbang.

    Only because you're not very good at it, II
     
  6. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    :rolleyes: You win, give my love to your wife.
     
  7. Coyote-Trickster

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Country:
    United States
    She appreciates you beating off to her.
     
  8. cleansheetbsc

    cleansheetbsc Member+

    Mar 17, 2004
    Club:
    --other--
    Once you go red...
     
  9. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    You once had an edge, but you lost it long ago. This post would embarass Mike Seagroves. You have become lazy.
     
  10. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    I see I found BigSoccer's version of Raymond and Peter.
     
  11. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Country:
    United States
    Did everyone have the same French teacher?
     
  12. The Gribbler

    The Gribbler Member

    Jul 14, 1999
    Cedar Hill, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Country:
    United States
    Butterface.

    That's right, I said it.
     
  13. Coyote-Trickster

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Country:
    United States
    Or polite enough to respect the wide berth ASF grants me to do his belligerence w/o having to get his hands dirty. Call me a One Man Death Squad.

    Nope, I had a flatchested little harpy and a gay black guy.
     
  14. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Country:
    United States
    But I wouldn't be proud of it. :D
     
  15. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

    Chelsea
    Jul 30, 2007
    Detroit
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    40 posts in and this hasn't been posted yet?! And I agree with VFish, where were these teachers at my high school?

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0"]southpark - nice - YouTube[/ame]
     
  16. That Phat Hat

    That Phat Hat Member+

    Nov 14, 2002
    Just Barely Outside the Beltway
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Country:
    Japan
    I don't know, she had some serious crazy eyes even in the "before" pictures.

    Also, I know it's hormones and there's the thrill of being with an older woman, but really, this doesn't seem worth the trouble. I think it's hard for teenage boys to appreciate that no matter how awkward they are, they're going to have opportunities to sleep with attractive women, lots of them.
     
  17. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    Nope. I had three different French teachers in HS, only one of them being a woman. And none of them particularly attractive. :D

    The two babes at my HS were the arts history teacher (who taught the equivalent of your 11th and 12th grades) and one of the English teachers (who taught the 9th and 10th grades). The latter sort of explored the edges of acceptable behavior in that she used to come along with us (in our senior year) to some of the nearby bars on Friday nights. I think the powers that be were not really fond of that behavior, but they never stopped her from doing that either.

    None of us ever got lucky though. :D
     
  18. 96Squig

    96Squig Member

    Feb 4, 2004
    Hanover
    Club:
    Hannover 96
    Country:
    Netherlands
    Our teachers (both attractive and not) would get drunk with us during school trips in the last years of High school (well, again, legal drinking age: 16 for wine and beer, but you are 19 when you graduate from HS), but afaik it did not result in any teacher - student thingy, not even close.

    Having an attractive biology teacher in her mid, to end-20s do sex-ed was great though.
     
  19. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    Great how? Did she give a live demonstration? :D
     
  20. guignol

    guignol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 28, 2005
    mermoz-les-boss
    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Country:
    France
    like i said: fantomas with a wig:


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    my 6th grade teacher was the most gorgeous thing to ever wear a wimple. better than deborah kerr in black narcissus. then the order modernized their habit and we all knew why she had become a sister...



    fat legs.
     
  21. cleansheetbsc

    cleansheetbsc Member+

    Mar 17, 2004
    Club:
    --other--
    hybrid Spanish/French teacher. Drove a two-seater Pontiac Fiero. Fire Red.
     
  22. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    So by extrapolation, the intersection of American people holding a bachelor's degree in Education and French should be brimful of hotties? :D
     
  23. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    My kindergarten teacher was to die for, she was 22/23, her first year after getting her teaching certificate. She had the promising name of Miss Rumpe. Of course she made no impression on me but my father apparently took a sudden interest in my kindergarten career.
     
  24. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    "I'll drop little John off at kindie, dear.". :D

    But if we are going to include kindergarten and primary school, by far the hottest teacher I ever had was in 5th grade. Though because she shared the grade with another teacher who had gone on to working part-time, we only had her the afternoons.
     
  25. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Probably not a joke. A few years later, my mom tossed him out of the house and divorced him when she caught him banging a stewardess. That was back in the day when stewardesses were called stewardesses and they pretty much did look like the ones in that Pan Am show.
     

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