TallTowerMan once smacked Queen Elizabeth on the ass, in public I might add, and she thanked him for it.
This one time at band camp!! TallTowerMan is in control and moderates all area's associated with Camp!!
No sir that would be Freddy Adu. TTM on the other hand puts the “laughter” in “Manslaughter. TTM also believes it's butter. Now here's a true story about TTM, he once had a heart attack on a bike ride but he counter attacked repeatedly until it quit.
The popular videogame “Doom” is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed money from TTM and forgot to pay him back.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, TTM jumps out and attacks. TTM really is the most interesting man in the world.
TallTowerMan doesn't believe in neg rep because his computer has the "punch the stupid mothereffer on the other end" feature.
When TTM says "God told him" TTM is sharing valuable gems of knowledge from the virtual encyclopedia that is his mind.
https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18686951&postcount=25 And this has been posted - twice!