Son Puro Pendejadas!!! Playoff edition!

Discussion in 'El Batallon' started by Blu N Houston, Oct 27, 2008.

  1. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    YO D.C!!! Keep your heads up mahn!

    Somos brothers from another mother..well atleast Barra Brava and El Batallon.


    So does that makes TA and Sreaming Eagles the redheaded stepchildren?
     
  2. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. BBBulldog

    BBBulldog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2004
    Dinamo Zagreb
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
    kill metros :D
     
  4. Dre00

    Dre00 Member

    Oct 12, 2005
    H-town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Heh...I have to admit, that made me laugh.
     
  5. Gregmeister

    Gregmeister New Member

    May 29, 2007
    Section 213-214
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Pinche Wheels! Why you no likey the army?

    RED CARD!!!
     
  6. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    what do you mean...the PULSE ARMY ROCKS!

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    Trick or Treat beeetches.... I'm in the hater zone.
     
  7. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

    #10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

    #9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.

    #8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

    #7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

    #6. Person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.

    #5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months. :eek:

    #4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.

    #3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

    #2. Less guilt the next morning. :D

    And the number one #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...

    If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!
     
  8. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Top Ten Jalloween Costumes for 2008
    10.[​IMG]
    9.[​IMG]
     
  9. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    8.Harris County EB member..
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    7. San Jose Fans..
    [​IMG]
     
  10. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    7.Bodka and Redbulls get crushed daily
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    6.Barra Brava,No playoffs... don't do it! Reconsider!!
    [​IMG]
     
  11. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    5. Styper....the MASSIVE CREW
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    4.Chi-Towns Finest...
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    3. L.A. queefs..
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    2.Dullas fans....ride that cannon Boy!! YEHHHH HAAAA!
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1.....Texian Army KApo aka Mini Noobius
    [​IMG]

    :D:D
     
  14. MannieG

    MannieG Member+

    Nov 30, 2006
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  15. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is what it is Mannie.
     
  16. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HEY BEEEEEEETCHES!!
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    Take it easy on the Bodka y RedBulls..
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    Nailing the Wife
     
  17. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  18. OrangeTica

    OrangeTica Member

    Nov 30, 2007
    213/214 beeches
    Club:
    Deportivo Saprissa
    Nat'l Team:
    Costa Rica


    hahahahahahahah!!!

    wat about dis one beeeeeech

    [​IMG]
     
  19. OrangeTica

    OrangeTica Member

    Nov 30, 2007
    213/214 beeches
    Club:
    Deportivo Saprissa
    Nat'l Team:
    Costa Rica
    haappy jalloween?? wat about this costume???:confused::confused:

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  20. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Classic Wheels chant

    SI NO ERES DE HOUSTON.... PU-TO
    Y NO TIENES PASION.... PU-TO
    ANDATE A LA CHINGADA.... PINCHE ******** CABRON!!

    PERO SI ERES DE HOUSTON.... <TOO-TOO con la trumpeta wey!>
    Y TIENES PASION... <TOO-TOO>
    Entonces CANTA CONMIGO.... <TOO-TOO>
    SOMOS PURO HOUSTON.... <TOO-TOO>
    SOMOS PURO HOUSTON
    DYNAMO A TODA MADRE.... <TOO-TOO>
    SOMOS PURO HOUSTON!!
     
  21. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Always a funny song and beat

    Where's the accordion...don't mess wit our TOO-TOO!
     
  22. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    for McSwiggins upcoming birfday..
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  23. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pendejadas del salon!!!

    THAT'S AWESOME! Ha ha ha!!!
     
  24. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  25. yossarin

    yossarin Member

    Nov 4, 2007
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Do you do that chant at the game? I can remember when we worked on that one... just glad the "too too's" are from a trumpet and not gases from the hinchada :D
     

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