Pre-match: Saturday night DC United at Philadelphia Union 7/9/16

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  1. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just about everybody I see coming through the turnstiles these days is clutching a special offer ticket printed at home. As long as these promotions fill seats I think management will spend much more time trying to come up with ever more imaginative promotions than dealing with dissatisfied STH's. Meanwhile, the financial advantage STH's get over folks buying individual tickets evaporates as the promotions expand.
     
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  2. John L

    John L Member+

    Sep 20, 2003
    Alexandria, VA
    They're also traded in unused tickets - And tickets ordered on line
     
  3. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    That, and also MLS and teams are hostile (openly) to reporters who question, report, or are otherwise perceived to be negative to the league or team. There was a reporter who lost their credentials and was replaced by a team flak (don't remember which) and the league itself closes rank pretty easily. There is really no in-depth, detailed, critical, organization that covers the league.

    We tolerate this because we are starved for any news and MLS knows this.

    James
     
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  4. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Oh you Debbie Downers. I'm on my way to Wild, Wonderful West Virginia courtesy of DC United.:p
     
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  5. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They're hoping you get abducted by hillbillies and don't return to complain.

    Or they're giving you an escape plan to avoid watching the next horrendous game.

    Not sure which. Is the trip during a home match?
     
  6. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    All they mentioned was that I could bring my sister at no extra cost.:)
     
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  7. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Was there any information at all about the specifics of what you're entering to win? I mean, for all I could tell, you could be entering a contest to win a weekend in a Motel 6 in Nitro, WV, just down the road from the old Union Carbide plant.
     
  8. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You mean it's not? Second prize is a whole week in Nitro, WV, just down the road from the old Union Carbide plant! :D
     
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  9. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Of course not, it's free, it's sponsored by DCU management, what could possibly go wrong? I know there was that kid playing the banjo and I thought I heard someone mutter, "squeal like a pig", but I'm sure that was just a flashback.:)
     
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  10. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, that movie was set in Georgia.

    It's interesting what people think of when they think of WV: some people think of inbred mountain men, I think of chemical plants and toxic waste. Or coal and black lung and coal dust-contaminated rivers. I guess the inbred mountain men could be considered "wild"; but none of that could easily be considered "wonderful".
     
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  11. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    I think of roads I have to drive thru on my way to Ohio.
     
  12. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My son, an extreme kayaker, thinks of West Virginia as a home of some great whitewater rivers and natural beauty, not low sloping forheads.
     
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  13. tallguy

    tallguy Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    MoCoLand, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ah yes, I-68 into Morgantown, I-79 into Washington, PA, & I-70 into Wheeling. I know it well & it's a more sane drive than the PA Turnpike where the long-haul truckers pass you on both the left & the right and where the toll has spiraled ever upwards.
     
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  14. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    WV is a more enjoyable drive than the PA turnpike. I tried both and made up my mind.
     
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  15. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    The genius behind E-Zpass is that it keeps you generally unaware as to how high the tolls actually are.
     
  16. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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  17. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's funny, when I think of Ohio, I think of the roads I have to drive through to get to any place more interesting than Ohio.
     
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  18. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It can't be worse than how much they charge you in attempting to escape from Jersey. Or what the 5 minutes being in Delaware costs.
     
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  19. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    All of the bordering states with the possible exception of MI are just as boring as OH.
     
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  20. QuietSide

    QuietSide Member

    Oct 18, 2002
    I'm beginning to think the front office isn't nearly as incompetent as we all seem to think. Our team puts up a complete and total clunker of a game, exposing perhaps more than ever our lack of talent, our unsophisticated coaching, our crappy TV partnership, and ultimately our who-gives-a-rats-ass-ownership. Frustration seems to be beginning to boil over... And, boom, what crazy email later and we're all talking about West Virginia and a variety of other states. Well played, management, well played...
     
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  21. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Our escapism is a natural, ingrained reaction to avoid discussing a painfully distressing subject. I'm sure psychologists have a long name for it, but I call it "DATATALK" (Discuss Anything To Avoid Talking About Loser Klub).
     
  22. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    So that's the exclusive business to business networking event .
     
  23. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    No, there is good bourbon in Kentucky -- bourbon makes anything better.
     
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  24. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Bootsy, I know, but I was just riffing on the bizarre DCU promotion, which could involve a Motel 6 (or Rodeway Inn) in Nitro. I also agree about WV, mined out, chemically polluted and now left to slowly rot as another place that was exploited, depleted and discarded.
     
  25. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sorry, I wasn't trying to correct you -- I just find amusing the particular choices of things to make fun of that people pick. Like with MD, the first thing that comes to mind for me is that if you use your turn signal when taking the drivers' examinations, you're docked points for "showing signs of weakness."
     

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