RSL: Caption this

He'll be doing the 'inebriated chicken' dance for a solid week before he gets his nuts to drop back down.

 

How about: Hey DeRo, how much are you willing to sacrifice for a trophy?

Yes, I'm still bitter about the seeming lack of effort.

 

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That would be a good "seasonal" beer name: "Bitter Pride".

 

Bump from over 3 years ago... This was too good.



Caption: "Beckerman and Mulholland discuss tactics while Coach Cassar tries to follow along"
Or: "Beckerman makes passive-aggressive comment about the merits of ironing dress shirts before wearing them out in public"

 

^
Not Luke Mulholland.

 

Edit

Caption: "Beckerman and <RSL Staff Member Whose Partially-Obscured Face Resembles Mulholland's> discuss tactics while Coach Cassar tries to follow along"

 

I don't even see an image?

 

Beckerman: "I'm sorry I lost track of my guy and he scored. I'm just a big screw up"
Cassar: Clearly upset, but with himself for not communicating better. "Hey! Don't you ever say that again. I am so proud of you"

 

Sorry. Permalink. Hopefully I don't get sued - but there's the photocredit at the bottom. Lifted from rslsoapbox.com

 

That shirt is classic.

Did Jeff buy 18 at the start of the year and just keep them in his desk and unwrap them before each game and then give them to DI for a high tax donation?

 

Coach, they are saying this is not the same as a AYSO match we should be starting eleven players.

 

Cassar: What is this "center back" position you speak of?

 

I want you to hit Cassar with that thing in your hand really hard..

 

I can't wait to be your Head Coach.

 

This'll make more sense after you've been baptized...

 

"Kid, did you watch MLS back when that picture behind us was taken? Yeah, me neither."

 

awkward high five? whatever it is I know he is proud

 

Jeff: "High five man!"
Player (Tony?): "Oh, yeah, it's part of the stretch but ok"
*High Five, players hand is still up for stretch*
Jeff: "Hey, was the last one not good enough or something?"
Player: "Oh, no we're just st."
*Jeff high fives player 10 times in a span of 3 seconds*
Jeff: "Bam! Wham! Boom!"
Player: "uh...."

 

Here's a good one to get the 2017 season started off:

 

Jeff: "Hike"

or

Jeff: "Ha! Missed me!"

 

Damn that was some spicy chile!

 

3 solid days of PF Changs and that is what came out?!?

 

In others news, Scientists are studying the first documented case of projectile football diarrhea.

 

Doc, every time I eat KC BBQ this happens..