Realist Fan 2018

This everybody gets a trophy crap has got to stop! There has to be a winner. 2nd place is just the 1st loser.

 

@KHT_Crew, by creating that graphic has proven why he is the clear winner. It's a travesty that I am his only vote. I'm flabbergasted, flummoxed and confounded by it, frankly.

Stumblebums, the lot of ya!

 

I think it's fun how we're having a vote when everyone knows Realist Fan is decided by @mateo319 fasting for 48 hours, retreating into the desert, filling a tent with smoke from burning birch tree logs, having a spirit vision, and then announcing the winner.

 

As much as I loved @zman31's campaign image for @Kryptonite's campaign in the inaugural Realest/Realist/Most Real fan competition, this image may be the best thing ever produced in one of these threads.

Thank you.

 

Ricky Bobby

 

If you didn't participate in building the last of the award winning River Ridge Floats at Fancyburg back in the late 80's, you ain't real original golden ghetto.

 

Damn, I can't say that I did. My birthday is the 4th, it usually consists of Wimbledon, cookout, fireworks. I skip the parade most years. Sleep and tennis means more to me on my special day.

It's skeletons in the closet like this that prevent me from running for office (or realest fan). How embarrassing.

I did help build the Wickliffe "castle" park. I have a 2nd place shuffleboard trophy won at a tournament at Fancyburg. And a scar on my palm from wrecking my bike while trying to jump the lost creek that used to be in the woods there before they extended Wickliffe and built those new houses.

 

new houses that clearly don't belong

 

Is this competition never-ending? End time? Going forever and ever due to the uncertainty of Crew's future?


Do we need John King over here with his Magic Wall of the electorate yet to vote?

 

I'm waiting for the Facebook campaign...

 

Hopefully it doesn't go as long as the end of the last Sheep season.

 

That's the season that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends....

 

This whole "election" is a sham made to make people feel good about themselves. If you want cut-rate, knock-off realist fan, this is the shit. If you want the real thing, well, you'll have to wait.

 

So did I. That place will always seem magical to me. I mean, those weirdly-framed Simpsons portraits that were built into that thing? Are you kidding me? What a lovely little slice of Americana.

 

Well, I can't just call you "man."

 

You could have called him, "Dennis."

 

I didn't know he was called Dennis.

 

Well you didn't ask, did you?

 

Well, from behind...

 

Been running the D.E.N.N.I.S system here for years.



All those people copying my Avatar are MAC.

 

A bit late to this thread..

Just really enjoying all these Sunny references on here.

 

or

 

Just who in the hell is Mister Yeah Morgan going to need to blow in order to win this competition? I noticed during my compiling of the previous years that he lost to hang in the last go-around. So to rally his street cred in the realist fan competition, I can only imagine that his primary motivation to throw his voice, personality, and whatever the hell else behind the Save The Crew movement was to finally win this coveted crown.... and he is still getting absolutely slaughtered by our Inside Man AKA GC96 AKA Rent is too damn high AKA D.E.N.N.I.S?


Currently, he has two more votes than my five-year-old son. I am not sure if zman really helped his candidate, KHT, but his smear campaign against Yeah Morgan appears to have worked.