[R] Crew vs NY Red Bulls :: In-Game

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Ch(Elsey), Jul 19, 2006.

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  1. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You've been infected by the realistic fan disease.


    Seek some help for that.
     
  2. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Me too, but he had lots of help.

    Typical goal against Columbus this year - you just fill in the names:

    Bad midfield giveaway (Vasquez) leaving the opponent a short field.

    Ridiculously bad defending (Ezra, who got caught going the wrong way and so decided to just give up)

    Horrible goalkeeping (Palmer)

    Mostly, it's on Ezra, who just reeks. Thomas tried to catch up, but it wasn't really his guy.


    As for that female sitting next to Joe - the word skank comes to mind.
     
  3. LarryB

    LarryB Member

    Apr 6, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Retiz is out next game. ....
     
  4. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't stand the fact of thinking about losing to Red Bulls, especially to FORMER CREW PLAYERS!! There will be utter rage in my soul. Last place is for first place losers
     
  5. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bottom of the table player + bottom of the barrel female = true love indeed.
     
  6. Nonesuch

    Nonesuch Member

    May 16, 1999
    Old Gridania
    So when does Sigi waive someone to show that he's serious?
     
  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Grouchy - you need to get cracking on a wager on how many in-the-box chances Gaven will end up blowing by season end.
     
  8. LarryB

    LarryB Member

    Apr 6, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    I'm still trying to figure out why in the hell marshall is on the bench.
     
  9. DixieDean

    DixieDean New Member

    Jun 4, 2004
    Nassau, Bahamas
    This team makes me sad. The only thing more sad is the shit music that they keep playing during the run of play. :( :mad:
     
  10. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd rather he just kill a random player then devour the corpse, then we'll know he's serious.

    If we lose this will pretty much indicate the bottom of the barrel. You can't get much lower. Wait scratch that, we could get a player injured (one's already out for cautions).
     
  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I literally welled up after that goal. Not in a happy manner. Not at all. More like 'I want my mom" type of cry that I saw displayed by a few 7 year olds on the nature hike this morning.
     
  12. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Awww Nawww HELL naw!!! Let me guess, that's REALLY getting the crowd into to it:rolleyes: WTF!:mad:
     
  13. LarryB

    LarryB Member

    Apr 6, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Are You F&ucking Kidding Me
     
  14. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  15. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Shep Messing is a douchebag of the highest order. The statement simply fits in with his MO.
     
  16. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    0-2 ...

    Tissues for everybody
     
  17. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I need one.
     
  18. DixieDean

    DixieDean New Member

    Jun 4, 2004
    Nassau, Bahamas
    I know that a lot of people around here love him, but listening to DB call match makes my head hurt.

    p.s. We suck.
     
  19. TheBlackKnight

    TheBlackKnight Vote Kodos in '08!!

    Jun 29, 2005
    Columbus, Ohio
    I still say we need to sacrifice a ********ing cow or something.
     
  20. LarryB

    LarryB Member

    Apr 6, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    I know our d screwed up a couple times there, but that is 2 goals that are VERY saveable. I mean I have seen u-15 players make those types of saves. Palmer was HORRIBLE tonight.
     
  21. TheBlackKnight

    TheBlackKnight Vote Kodos in '08!!

    Jun 29, 2005
    Columbus, Ohio
    And I'm going to say this.

    Again.

    Why isn't Gaudette getting a look now? Palmer has shown he's NOT the answer in any way, shape, or form.
     
  22. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Coupled with his incredibly classy "KC is my new idiot team. They got rid of the only guy who knew what he was doing. That team is a joke" comment, Ol Shep is working on the douchbag hall of fame.
     
  23. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To lose 0-2 in CCS is just beyond ridiculous. To ********* Red Bulls? I think I need to find a new thing to love. Anyone got any good suggestions? Paintball? Skate boarding?

    Preferably something that involves pain.
     
  24. TheBlackKnight

    TheBlackKnight Vote Kodos in '08!!

    Jun 29, 2005
    Columbus, Ohio
    CBus now 1-4-4 at home, 3-5-2 on the road.

    Wow.
     
  25. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey! We're in last place again.

    And 9 winless games in a row is a new record.

    And we've scored the fewest goals in the league, and given up the most.

    We're on the road to the first pick in the draft!
     

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