Pre/PBP: Crew at Action-Drama TV Series SC (MLS Matchday 6 | Apr. 7, 2018 20:30 EDT)

I'm in Bridgeview, bitches!

 

While I hate the whole city of Shitcago, I am jealous. I have seen a whole lot of crap 0-0 games up at that stadium. I hope you are treated to a Gyasilazo tonight.


So I read next week starts the paying for games. How much will I be paying so I have the illustrious opportunity to watch 60 minutes that the feed opts to show?

 

Wait.

So people sitting around watching other people online play video games is a huge thing?

I honestly have no idea how to feel. I think "mystified" comes close. "Befuddled" would be another possibility.

 

Shitcago players are still thugs if you had any doubts.

 

Man, look at all the business metrics in those seats...

 

Their organization sucks. Not to the shithole level of Preschool, of course.


Great #savethecrew banner over where away fans stand.

 

Put the ball into the back of the net. Two good chances so far.

 

I love it.

 

One of their former employees?


You knew.

 

Ugh. That was ugly.

 

Why o why do we always give up goals like that

 

How the hell did that happen again? I had to do a double-take that it was not a replay.

 

ter Stegen. Look it up.... Twice (league and vs the US)

 

Campos plays for Chicago and a backpass lead to us giving up a goal.

It's a double throwback!

 

Wait...what?

 

Shitcago Fire: where only the lame “SC” is shiny and new. Same shit pitch. Same shit jerseys. Same shit section size mirroring us back in 2005.

All of that would funny if MLS was not looking to totally ******** us.

 

Bridgeview is blocking the first 4 rows to keep us off TV. Our traveling support is equal to local Section 8 numbers

 

I just yelled: “Pedro Santos you are lazy!”

Markus looked back at me and asked, “mama, why is Pedro Santos so lazy?”

Me: “I have no answer.”

 

With our lack of finishing, we are going to be lucky to get a point out of this shitshow.

 

Very frustrating to watch that half. When you look at the tactical approach and how you should play against them it is so obvious, and yet they refuse to switch the direction of attack or overload the middle...

Zack makes a bonehead move... ok there’s your one.

Halftime here should not be about motivational speeches! Address the gameplan, switch fields more, work the ball centrally, and pick apart this defense.

Oh and stop giving Chicago the ball at the top of our own 18, that’d be great...