Official New Jersey News Thread

Thanks. I started out with "yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy" and promptly fell ill.

I'm a lot better now.

 

And the hits keep coming.

 

I wondered what attracted Christie to Trump, so very early on. Now I understand. Peas, pod.

 

From Here to Eclair-ity

 

No pictures of concerned people trying to push a beached Chris Christie back into the water while he's still breathing?

 

But wait there's more!

 

"Hey Chrissy - did da gabagool come in yet?"

 

Somebody needs to photoshop this pose onto the Lincoln Memorial, but I don't have the skillz

 

Who needs a lift to the Million Gavone March? You in, Spike?

 

Looked it up. Trump resembles that remark almost as much as Christie does.

 

Bullying is their M.O. It appeals to the reptile brain of (mostly) Whitelandia.

And the best part is that the Ledger sent a plane up to capture this beached whale wallowing on the beach and he had to know what the plane was there for. Then later at his presser a reporter asked him if "he got any sun" and "are there lifeguards on Island Beach" He goes WATB as he normally does. Then when told the Ledger has the now famous pics, they say he was "wearing a hat." Remember, this dumb diaperload has a 15% approval rating. The lowest any governor anywhere has polled. Even worse than your shitty, cheating, fake Christian Alabama guv'nuh.

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2017/07/0...-tmz-question-new-jersey-government-shutdown/

 

That shit even made international news. Corruption sells.

 

New Jersey is Now Open

Details of the Horizon Agreement

And one more

 

That's pretty good!

And all I could come up with was this one, to the tune of the children's song "To Market"

Chris Crisco, Chris Crisco, you are a fat pig,
With lasagna and pizza in portions so big,
Chris Crisco, Chris Crisco, you are a fat sow,
You look like you just ate an entire cow,
Chris Crisco, Chris Crisco, you are a fat hog,
If you lived in Korea, you would eat a dog...

 

12 More Lakewood Residents Charged

 

When will they be deported?

 

People get deported to New Jersey....not from!

 

I'm pretty sure that my local Orthodox community won't be taking in Lakewood refugees.

 

(to tune of Sloop John B)

We come on the 4th of July
MaryPat, the kids & me did lie
Around Seaside town we did roam
Eating all night
Got some Chicken Delight
Well I aint so broke up
I don't wanna go home
So hoist up my granma's shorts
To the media I let out a snort
Call for the Cap'n Crunch
Let me eat you out of house & home
I want to eat like I did in Rome
Well I feel so bloated
I want to eat and pass out like I'm stoned

 

Why waste time and resources....Cleveland is closer!

 

Well-known WFAN caller Mike from Montclair lets our fatass governor have it:

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