Official "Mike Burns is Really Bad at His Job" Thread

Discussion in 'New England Revolution' started by Mike Marshall, Mar 4, 2018.

  1. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, OK, but you gotta admit that Francis Okaroh was a much better player than Francis Kupp.:laugh:
     
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  2. rkupp

    rkupp Member+

    Jan 3, 2001
    But, I have a cultured right foot.
     
  3. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, I almost didn't recognize it when I saw it at the opera the other night wearing a tux!
     
  4. Mike Marshall

    Mike Marshall Member+

    Feb 16, 2000
    Woburn, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Impossible. There are no cultured right feet. Only left feet can be cultured.
     
  5. Mike Marshall

    Mike Marshall Member+

    Feb 16, 2000
    Woburn, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, who's up for a good old-fashioned fan revolt to get the GM fired?
     
  6. Doublecard

    Doublecard Guest

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  7. pwykes

    pwykes Member

    Apr 18, 1999
    Auburn, MA
    That only works if the owner cares what the fans think (and cares about the team).
     
  8. TOAzer

    TOAzer Member+

    The Man With No Club
    May 29, 2016
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tell that to King Georgie Trey.....;)
     
  9. Mike Marshall

    Mike Marshall Member+

    Feb 16, 2000
    Woburn, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is there a way to make the owner care?
     
  10. RevsLiverpool

    RevsLiverpool Member+

    Nov 12, 2005
    Boston
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Embarrass them in a fact-based way within the mainstream local media. Seriously, the Boston Magazine article may have worked because they were directly called out for being lousy owners in a well read publication. If we are able to do that in a clever way it could prompt action. Of course, the transfer window is closed so we are in free agent castoff land now.
     
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  11. firstshirt

    firstshirt Member+

    Bayern München
    United States
    Mar 1, 2000
    Ellington, CT / NK, RI
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    paper bag time in the fort
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  12. Feldspar

    Feldspar Member+

    Nov 19, 1998
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, I was going to say something about the Boston Magazine article too. The Krafts don’t like public shaming about their franchises undercommitting. But it’s tough to target that kind of media attention - I’d love to, but I don’t see how one would do it right now.

    Thoughts, anyone?
     
  13. a517dogg

    a517dogg Member+

    Oct 30, 2005
    Rochester, NY
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    How much does ad space in the Boston Globe go for?
     
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  14. RevsLiverpool

    RevsLiverpool Member+

    Nov 12, 2005
    Boston
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm thinking an even bigger splash. Let's get a billboard for the Mass Pike in Brighton. $1500-$5000/month
    http://www.rsamedia.com/billboards/

    Not sure of cost for aaphysical copy of the Globe would be. However, I think a Boston.com digital remarketing campaign where anyone who reads a sports article sees the ad could be effective. We would just need to build a website documenting our reasons for wanting change to point people to, create a display ads and then pay them to run it.
     
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  15. Mike Marshall

    Mike Marshall Member+

    Feb 16, 2000
    Woburn, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How about ambushing the sports radio stations with anti-Burns calls one day? You'd have to lie to the call screeners, but once you're on, you're on.
     
  16. A Casual Fan

    A Casual Fan Member+

    Mar 22, 2000
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  17. Mike Marshall

    Mike Marshall Member+

    Feb 16, 2000
    Woburn, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  18. Doublecard

    Doublecard Guest

    I just did some depressing math (I can't get Kraft's "over-achieving" term out of my head) and added up all the potential trophies the Revolution could of earned in their long storied history. Out of 22 years, the Revs have accumulated only 2 pieces of silverware out of 70 opportunities. (22 MLS Cups, 22 Supporter's Shields, 22 US Open Cups, 3 Superliga Cups, 1 Champions Cup)

    Correct me if my math is wrong but, like... that is nowhere near overachieving.
     
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  19. Feldspar

    Feldspar Member+

    Nov 19, 1998
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Unless they never expected to win anything, ever. In which case two trophies surpasses their wildest dreams!
     
  20. RevsLiverpool

    RevsLiverpool Member+

    Nov 12, 2005
    Boston
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think that's too targeted and too small an audience. Let's go bigger. A billboard on the Pike right outside the city gets seen by everyone, including the news.
     
  21. Doublecard

    Doublecard Guest

    What would it say?
     
  22. TOAzer

    TOAzer Member+

    The Man With No Club
    May 29, 2016
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It would have a beautiful classic Boschian painting of a sea of redcoats skewering our hapless Revs in bloody awful ways. It would be titled: "If General Kraft had been in command at Concord"
     
  23. RevsLiverpool

    RevsLiverpool Member+

    Nov 12, 2005
    Boston
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #123 RevsLiverpool, Aug 20, 2018
    Last edited: Aug 20, 2018
    "A dream without ambition is like a car without gas... you're not going anywhere."

    Refuel our dream, Mr. Kraft.
    [MLS Cup picture]

    Or even the theme of this thread
    "We hope to have a stadium announcement in 12-24 months"
    10 years later.....still no stadium
    Support ambition, support another club.

    Another idea:
    This should be on your way to a revs game.
    Revs fans for new owners #KraftOut


    I don't know.. I'd have to think of something more pithy. The key is to not make it personal/attacking anyone but associate Mr Kraft with the Revs in a clever, perhaps funny and easy to understand way that promotes sympathy for revs fans.
     
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  24. Doublecard

    Doublecard Guest

    “How to Kraft Apathy; a New England Revolution Story” —tickets sold at Gillette, free parking! An event 22 years in the making!

    (I should be sleeping... oh, man, the ideas you get when you have insomnia... . Think it gets the point across?)
     
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  25. a517dogg

    a517dogg Member+

    Oct 30, 2005
    Rochester, NY
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    How about a billboard on 90 near Logan: "Revs fans in a holding pattern for 22 years and counting - #KraftOut"
     
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