Official Crew Haiku

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by kaiser kraut, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not of me I speak
    Missionary is
    Really bad at this
     
  2. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kaiser Kraut's haiku
    Not as ponderously strange
    As his other posts
     
  3. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is chant material.
     
  4. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Threads about a move
    Thoughtlessness abounds; I hope
    Winning cures these ills
     
  5. Missionary

    Missionary Member

    Jul 13, 2003
    Mission Viejo
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    l I love the Crew
    watching the games
    helps me poo!
    And I am too dumb to figure out Haiku!
     
  6. Dave Han

    Dave Han New Member

    May 6, 1999
    Auburn, AL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When summer winds blow
    The Crew's season goes to pot
    Everything's normal
     
  7. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ok, I'm turning a corner as we get closer to gametime:

    Beer, brats and sunshine
    Great reasons to attend games
    Despite the results


    maybe that corner was too sharp.
     
  8. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Hark! Hope springs anew!
    Sunday comes and we must beat
    Cream-sicle FC
     
  9. BenHouck

    BenHouck Member

    Aug 25, 2000
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There once was a team from Columbus
    Whose play was so bad that it numbed us
    We went to the games
    Then distributed blame
    On the internet to hide our glumness
     
    Ch(Elsey) repped this.
  10. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    should this not be on
    'official crew limerick' thread?
    hey, i'm just askin'
     
  11. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    There once was team of gold twine,
    Who’s outlook for games was sublime,
    A forceful attack,
    And good strength at the back,
    But neither at the very same time.
     
  12. oman

    oman Member

    Jan 7, 2000
    South of Frisconsin
    Yellow and blackish
    It is this or play Euchre
    THE Ohio crew.

    (Let me know when you guys start the official Crew Sestina thread.)
     
  13. Blissless

    Blissless New Member

    Aug 10, 2006
    Back in Columbus
    I cry and I weep
    For the Crew is terrible
    Why must I suffer?
     
  14. Robbiegoal

    Robbiegoal Member

    Sep 20, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    3 V-dub's under 17,000 woo hoo!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  16. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  17. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crew dominates play
    Phantom goal by other team
    Yup....another tie
     
  18. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    Which were the two haikus from this thread that made "American Soccer" on Gol TV? I glanced at the screen and they were gone before I could read them..
     
  19. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What? Their were soccer haikus from this thread on the show? Did they quote this as the source?
     
  20. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    red bodies afire

    yellow turning summer black


    toyota daisies
     
  21. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    Yes.. Watch one of the repeats.. It even had the Big Soccer web addy and was titled "Crew Haiku" if I remember precisely.. I just didn't see it soon enough to read the haikus..
     
  22. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    I just saw it on one of the repeats.. It was titled "Crew Haiku" and the 1st lines from the two they showed were:

    1st one: Crew score two more goals..
    2nd one: What's going on here..
     
  23. Nidal Baba Superstar

    Sep 20, 2006
    Far away
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wikipedia
    I made a page for old Pete
    they should have had one
     
  24. LegalBeagle

    LegalBeagle Member

    Jul 17, 2006
    Springboro, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    'Fire Sigi' thread -
    Scapegoat now when once he was
    Rotund Messiah.
     
  25. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think to myself
    It can't get much worse than this
    Then somehow it does

    What will help our team?
    International forward?
    Thorough house cleaning?

    It's always darkest
    Before the next winning match
    Then you lose another

    Woe is Columbus
    Even with Canadians
    The Crew are the worst
     

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