Official Crew Haiku

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by kaiser kraut, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crew score two more goals
    Cannot defend set pieces
    Another defeat
     
  2. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In the mind of Guille

    Guille must wonder
    POR QUE POR QUE POR QUE MI?
    What a big mistake!

    Who is Sigi Schmidt?
    How many games has he played?
    None, based on his gut!

    How does one respect,
    A coach who has never played,
    In a top flight league?

    Same old story here,
    This team having college coach,
    I should go back home!
     
  3. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Re: In the mind of Guille

    Perhaps coaching is
    Not our problem but instead
    our players are bad
     
  4. HardestWorkingFan

    HardestWorkingFan Piss on the F*re

    Oct 29, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    What's going on here?
    Another Autumn watching
    The playoffs from home

    Guille, please help us
    Your skill is badly needed
    To thaw our offense

    Well if you're going to be the Warhol of this thread, I'm going to be the Gertrude Stein of this thread:

    Loss is a loss is a loss is a loss

    This one is completely not Crew related at all, but it's my favorite Haiku of all time, written by my friend Gary whom I haven't seen or heard from for about 9 years:

    Otzie the iceman
    Penis broke off in ice block
    He's dead, doesn't mind

    Actually, I take it back, that is Crew related. It really parallels the impotence of this club.
     
  5. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Haiku has been shown
    to help with bad mojo, yeah?
    f**k I hope it works
     
  6. bigbuck623

    bigbuck623 Member

    Mar 18, 2007
    It happened again?
    Coach cannot be the savior
    Time for the pink slips.
     
  7. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Through ball played well
    Crew players run on to it
    Just pray it's not Gaven
     
  8. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    Always hope for win
    Will accept a tie as win
    Expect a lose, pathetic
     
  9. soccerwookie

    soccerwookie New Member

    Aug 2, 2001
    Columbus OH
    Once there was new hope
    Despair once again present
    Victory soon please?
     
  10. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Three years! The haiku
    of despair in Columbus;
    still no playoff spot

    We, a massive club.
    Colossus in Columbus,
    without victory
     
  11. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    THE PENALTY KICKS!
    Edson buddle sits; Dante
    on his own; we lose

    against New England
    when it crashed down upon us
    it won't stop crashing.
     
  12. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Worst to first a dream
    Gone is the hope of springtime
    Summer heat chars our passion

    ------------------------------------

    Sublime through passes
    Inspired linking midfield
    Worthless sans finish
     
  13. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Crew tradition
    Eliminated by June
    Continues to thrive
     
    Ch(Elsey) repped this.
  14. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kool-aid almost gone
    Natives restless once again
    Last place our future
     
  15. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like this one. It sounds like a journal entry of some explorer or missionary that's about to get eaten by the cannibals because they're out of their magic elixir.
     
  16. CrewCutz

    CrewCutz New Member

    May 22, 2007
    Two Peruvians
    Soon arrive in Columbus;
    They can only help.
     
  17. LegalBeagle

    LegalBeagle Member

    Jul 17, 2006
    Springboro, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Kool-Aid quandary -
    Tastes so bad but hurts so good.
    Crew Oxycontin.
     
  18. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    why do i now feel
    most strange compusion to bump
    fire andrulis thread
     
  19. foozer

    foozer Member

    Dec 19, 2005
    Indy
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Unlucky perhaps,
    We outplay the other team,
    Oh screw it we're cursed.
     
  20. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We finally score!
    then eighty-yard break-away
    Where is Sneaky Pete
     
  21. OlDffrNewFan

    OlDffrNewFan Member

    Aug 29, 2006
    IN
    Sublime through passes
    Inspired linking midfield
    Worthless sans finish



    This is beautiful. It brought tears to my eyes.
     
  22. Missionary

    Missionary Member

    Jul 13, 2003
    Mission Viejo
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I love the Crew
    watching the games
    help me poo!
     
  23. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Never done Haiku
    Poor guy doesn't understand
    Pattern words follow
     
  24. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    how 'bout ...

    affection for crew
    from facilitation of
    loosening of bowels
     
  25. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Haiku is quite easy
    The lines are five - seven - five
    syllables for each
     

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