Official Crew Haiku

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by kaiser kraut, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    We really suck bad.
    This shit season is over
    Too bad hang was right
     
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  2. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
  3. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Win by 2, I Say.
    Each game that's always my vote.
    No Grouchy points yet :(
     
  4. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    #354 puttputtfc, Nov 10, 2016
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 11, 2016
    Dos a Cero soon
    Mapfre sees massive beatdown
    of El Tri *****

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    seriously though
    I would straight up work that shit
    er ... was that out loud?
     
  6. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yay! Dos a Cero
    It's happening tomorrow
    Yanks shall rule the day
     
  7. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who is that girl?
    Why don't I have one of those?
    Oh, there's the mirror.
     
  8. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Posers or hosers?
    MLS Cup sucks this year
    Vegas is more fun
     
  9. 614life

    614life Member

    Jul 7, 2013
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    The MLS Draft
    Their names will soon be Googled
    And then forgotten
     
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  10. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    The MLS Draft,
    Once a finely crafted drink,
    Now like a Zima.
     
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  11. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    How offseason posts,
    Fill me with hope for '17!
    Rose tinted glasses!
     
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  12. Shamrock Rovers

    Oct 4, 2007
    Lima, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Which really are broken
    With tape on the bridge
    And no one to blame

    Sent from my SM-N900V using Tapatalk
     
  13. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    **shakes finger**

    Sent from my SM
    N nine-zero-zero V
    Using Tapatalk

    :whistling:
     
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  14. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Mix likes poetry.
    Poetry does not like Mix
    Is this how it's done?
     
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  15. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ForColumbus GONE!
    The sweet glorious return
    of the Banana!
     
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  16. Tobias C

    Tobias C Member

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 6, 2014
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe Mix himself will grace this thread with his presence. Hes on Big Soccer, ya know.
     
  17. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Post, you did not do,
    Five, seven, five syllables.
    Go back. Do it right.
     
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  18. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I went ahead and
    fixed that for you because I'm
    awesome like that don't you know.
     
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  19. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Someone is named Mix
    Is this a joke or something?
    Parents must hate him
     
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  20. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Put me in!" said Mix
    But coach Vieira said "Nix!"
    Poetry suffers
     
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  21. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    He beats poetry
    When he tries beat poetry;
    Mix versus the world.
     
  22. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Zima comeback on
    Internets have the info
    Hipsters bring it back
     
  23. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Crewsmas is looming
    old hatred does not die out
    piss on Chicago
     
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  24. Robbiegoal

    Robbiegoal Member

    Sep 20, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fi-errrr! Fi-errr! Fi-
    KNOCK THAT REPETITIVE SHIT OFF!!
    So damn annoying
     
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  25. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    .....only in my dreams
    Who will give Krypto free beer?
    Good luck this season
     

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