Official Crew Haiku

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by kaiser kraut, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In case you don't know
    Haiku is Japanese verse
    Very simple rules

    Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry that uses 3 lines and is based on the number of syllables (5-7-5). There are a few other things (like seasonal references), but we'll just keep it to the basics. In this thread, we'll attempt to express our views of the Crew in the form of Haiku to help enlighten us and to vent our frustrations. Feel free to critique each other but keep things on topic please.

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    Sun scorched bleachers
    Quiet of all deep passions;
    Management at fault.


    Drowsy summer's eve
    Slowly go through the motions;
    No heart and no pride
     
  2. BenchRobSmith

    BenchRobSmith New Member

    Another 1-nil
    loss. I long for the days of
    Miroslaw Rzepa.
     
  3. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Summer sun fading
    On season already set.
    Where has spring's hope gone?
     
  4. Hector & Jane

    Hector & Jane New Member

    May 30, 2005
    OK, I'm a lazy a$$ and the Andy Warhol of Haiku. So here goes:

    Bad bad bad bad bad
    Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
    Bad bad bad bad play.
     
  5. TonyDanza

    TonyDanza Member

    Nov 2, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    The Crew lost again
    Why do I not remember
    I was drunk again
     
  6. scaryice

    scaryice Member

    Jan 25, 2001
    Not a Crew fan but I can't resist:


    Martino's decline
    makes me long for the days of
    John Wilmar Perez
     
  7. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    Dead blooms rotting

    carefully cut from
    the mature plant

    second Spring

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Trampled desert grass

    broken and seedless shafts alone

    rain weaves miracle
     
  8. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Watching the Crew fail
    twenty times more painful than
    broomstick sodomy

    Idiot on sidelines
    futility on the field
    makes Grouchy seek booze

    Missing heart and mind
    no urge to succeed or win
    better off at Lowes

    Organization
    failing miserably
    noone seems to care

    Missed free kicks and goals
    and struggling mightily
    welcome to basement
     
    Ch(Elsey) repped this.
  9. Nonesuch

    Nonesuch Member

    May 16, 1999
    Old Gridania
    Resign Andrulis
    Firing is no righteous act
    When once there was hope
     
  10. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    during DC farce
    thought of parents doing it
    your tagline is wrong
     
  11. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    This team give headaches
    Booze can not end fandom pain
    Many Tylenol
     
  12. NorwichBu

    NorwichBu Member

    Jan 9, 2002
    Columbus, OH
    This damn soccer team
    Which I cheer for at all times
    Treats fans like garbage
     
  13. BenchRobSmith

    BenchRobSmith New Member

    Thank goodness there's no
    English-style relegation.
    Hello, Ryman League.
     
  14. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    Crew has lost again
    Only thing of interest
    Is the goals against
     
  15. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    The Crew sucks so bad
    If were a whore on Main Street
    Could not feed habit
     
  16. TonyDanza

    TonyDanza Member

    Nov 2, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    He is warming up
    Running laps in the Northend
    Sutton warms the bench
     
  17. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    I fcking hate all
    yes you know it is a fact
    die, die in a fire
     
  18. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hopeless I still jog.
    Never to sub or to start:
    Northend Marathon

    Cold the close season
    Hot the words of star strikers.
    Trade goals and keep coach
     
  19. ZeroCool

    ZeroCool New Member

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bellville
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm not a poet but I'll give it a shot.


    Wingert on the bench
    Rookies are better thinks coach
    Loosing continues
     
  20. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Thought I'd resurrect something flashy......

    Losing on the road
    Coming home to seek a draw
    Guille starts to doubt
     
  21. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I prefered Soccer Yoda. "Win MLS Cup, Crew will not"
     
  22. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Danza: that's the shit, man.
     
  23. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    Kool-aid is gone dry.
    Thirsty in this nightmare day.
    Where did hope all go?
     
  24. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    How would we have known
    Closing Matchnight would lead us
    To such mindlessness
     
  25. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Eany Meany Miney Moe
    Catch a Crewzer by her toe
    If she's chubby let her (PG Rated)
    Call a cab and let her go...
    Eany meany miney moe...
     

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