NO UNION MASCOT!

I saw him (?) on the concourse during one of my many trips to the men's room.

 

They probably didn't waterproof the thing...so it probably walked laps around the concourse consoling all the people waiting in the long ass dollar dog lines.

 

I like it to be honest. It looks like a Wookie on methamphetamine.

 

Missed the game but nice to see they still haven't figured out how to execute Dollar Dog Night.

 

I'll just leave this here...???

What we have here is a video of the Philadelphia Union's mascot, Phang, watching along gleefully as a man beats a car with a sledgehammer in downtown Philadelphia. Walter Wanderly's "Summer Samba" to accompany. God bless Reddit. Enjoy, everybody. #DOOP pic.twitter.com/XdkxYQ44L8

— Pablo Iglesias Maurer (@MLSist) May 23, 2019

 

Isn't this from when they had that destroy a car thing for either the red bull or DC game?

 

Someone needs to add a comma to this thread title.

 

Can confirm: this is the real @PhilaUnionPhang. We got an anonymous tip about a rival fan's car, so we called in a few friends to take care of it.

What do you expect? #ThisIsPhilly pic.twitter.com/bDJ7F42GOR

— Philadelphia Union (@PhilaUnion) May 23, 2019

 

Very organic.

 

So gritty.

 

Phang & Gritty are like those weird kids from the neighborhood who were always lighting things on fire or blowing them up with fireworks.

If Swoop and the Phanatic decide they don't want to hang out with them anymore because of antics like this, I hope the don't turn on them and do this their rides.