Newcastle Utd v Chelsea August 26, 2018

Damnit Luiz. Attack the ball

Edit: YESSS

 

If that’s not deflected, Barkley taps it in. Well designed.

 

It was very foolish how Alonso just lost the ball.

 

5 minuets to see out

 

In fairness, I don’t think any keeper keeps that out. Just a brilliant header.

 

FIVE MINUTES???

 

For all the fouls on Hazard the ref didn’t call.

 

Good, positive movement by the lad.

 

Rudeger was lucky there he just backed off and ball watched

 

After you, No, after you. No, really, I insist

FFS Kick the fecking ball you twat

 

Well all I can say is a win is a win, not good for my blood pressure

 

The phrase, ground it out, doesn't really cover it, does it.

Still, a win on the road at a place we've struggled before. I'll take it.

 

I hope that the Newcastle player gets cited for that elbow, that was a red card all day . Elbow to the head

 

We may have not created many chances but I have not seen Chelsea dominate another premiership side this well in a while.

 

You're a doctor. Prescribe yerself something appropriate like, say, bitter.

 

That was the Yank, Yedlin, wasn't it? He certainly clattered poor old Olivier, that's for sure.

 

3/3, let's keep at it!

And ******** Diame. Dude should've been sent off for half the rough stuff he pulled on Hazard.

 

Unfortunately I am not that kind of doctor. But I will be having a small tincture with dinner.

 

It was, but it was also comical watching Luiz stand there in a squat waiting for the ball to arrival while Joselu attacked. It was a brilliant goal even if it should have been waved off for the elbow.

 

You're making that statement that earnestly, I hope... it's important.