Most terrible hair in UK league...

Discussion in 'England Rivalries' started by Footie4ever, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. Footie4ever

    Footie4ever New Member

    Oct 30, 2005
    The Heights
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    Why? Why? Why? :eek:
     
  2. Calexico77

    Calexico77 Member

    Sep 19, 2003
    Mid-City LA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Most terrible hair in British football...

    I dunno, at least the dude is trying. Steven Gerrard's "I'm a grown man but still have the flowbee haircut of a 8-year-old" would be my pick.
     
  3. United Pumps

    United Pumps New Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    come from?
    David James with his emo hair.
     
  4. Footie4ever

    Footie4ever New Member

    Oct 30, 2005
    The Heights
    Oh, that's true...forgot about him...he just can't seem to find a look that works for him. :eek:
     
  5. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Am I the only who wants to punch him?

    He can't possibly be straight.
     
  6. United Pumps

    United Pumps New Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    come from?
    Shame that he's probably the most intelligent player in the top flight. At least since Le Saux.
     
  7. Footie4ever

    Footie4ever New Member

    Oct 30, 2005
    The Heights
    I think he's more eurotrash. (pardon the expression, anyone from overseas that might be eurotrash.) ;) Really good keeper though.
     
  8. sheridan

    sheridan New Member

    Feb 22, 2007
    atlanta
    john terry.
    the way he cuts the sides of his head shorter than the rest.
    it reminds me of the simpsons episode when all of the baseball pros come to play on mr. burns' company team and mr. burns keeps telling don mattingly to "shave off those sideburns" and his hair keeps getting shaved higher and higher up the side of his head.
    what makes this cut even worse is that other players in the league have been copying him.
     
  9. United Pumps

    United Pumps New Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    come from?
    Have you never seen people have a different hair length on the top of their head to the sides? If so you need to get out more because the majority of males do this. Also, it isn't a new thing.
     
  10. sheridan

    sheridan New Member

    Feb 22, 2007
    atlanta
    yes I understand how it can work.
    but john, for a time practically shaved the sides and just the sides, not the back to make it a proper fade all around. that is why it looked so dorky.
     
  11. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Member+

    Real Madrid, DC United
    Aug 3, 2000
    Raleigh, NC
    Club:
    Real Madrid
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  12. blue32828

    blue32828 New Member

    Jun 23, 2005
    orlando
    more like...

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  13. hasselbrad

    hasselbrad Member

    Jul 25, 2006
    Sugar Hill, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Drugs, drugs, drugs.
     
  14. Pigs

    Pigs Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    Everywhere
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    LMFAO :D
     
  15. Luke Bradley J.

    Luke Bradley J. New Member

    May 29, 2007
    Portsmouth
    You what? Jamo looks good with nearly everything (even he couldn't pull off the ginger bubble perm).

    Footballers are, on the whole, bloody boring when it comes to haircuts. I swear the likes of Jamie Carragher, John Terry, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Michael Owen, Wayne Rooney and Gary Neville have had the same haircuts for about 5 years. Maybe longer.
     
  16. Boro_lad

    Boro_lad New Member

    Best call I've seen for a look-a-like for a long time!
     
  17. AussieLFCfan

    AussieLFCfan Member

    Apr 24, 2006
    Sydney, Australia
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Australia
    Funniest fuckin thing i've ever seen!

    John Terry's hairstyle is probably the most popular hairstlye for males in Australia at the moment, shit i've even got it! (Not cause JT does either.) :D
     
  18. L.G.S

    L.G.S New Member

    Aug 31, 2006
    England
    I lawled.
     
  19. alexp92

    alexp92 Member

    Jul 5, 2007
    bacary sagna
     
  20. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Yokohama F-Marinos
    Jul 16, 1999
    Paradise of the Pacific
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Alan Smith has joined the fray.
     
  21. Hyuuga Neji

    Hyuuga Neji Member

    Nov 20, 2007
    The Bay Area
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That thing on Chris Eagle's head...
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    What is that? Spiky in back, combed in front???
     
  22. Holy__Joe

    Holy__Joe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 31, 2007
    Barcelona / Manchester
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Honestly as a Manchester Fan I have no ********ing clue how he could possibly think it looks good....
     
  23. epris

    epris Member

    May 20, 2007
    Sydney
    Haha who here thinks he looks like thom yorke from radiohead?
     
  24. AussieLFCfan

    AussieLFCfan Member

    Apr 24, 2006
    Sydney, Australia
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Australia
    Hey leave Thom alone!:D
     
  25. VAComet85

    VAComet85 Member

    Dec 23, 2007
    Tampa Bay, FL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I concur. Add Joleon Lescott. I understand it's a scar but then don't attempt to grow an afro around it. Just keep it short and tight all the way around. I can't watch him play without staring at it!
     

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