Guys, we play West Ham United today. It's an away game for both teams because the Olympic Stadium is bullshit. I think we have all our guys. Costa has 16 goals for us this year. For them, Antonio is suspended. He's their leading goalscorer with 8. Carroll has 6. We're first in the league. They're not. They've conceeded 44 goals this season. Us, 19. Hammer form: WLWDD Chelsea form: DWDWW (including FA Cup) We beat them in August 2016. Conte wore a suit. They beat us in October in the EFL Cup. Conte wore a tracksuit. Conte has confirmed he will wear a suit today. Hazard invisibilty index of probability According to the wise winds that blow in from Lecce, Hazard will dance about the pitch like a pixie on cocaine and cause very little in the way of goalscoring opportunities. Bilic Beard index Shit's real, man. Moses crosses blocked predictability meter My sources point to yes. Luiz ridiculous upfield punt gauge High probability Fabregas or Matic-ometer? Probably Fabregas today. Beer? God, yes. We should all probably drink some beers. My friend told me about some Lost Abbey stuff aged in tequila barrels. Anyone ever have?
2-1 us. Andy Carroll will get one because that giant Geordie prick always gets one against us. Lampard with a brace just because.
Courtois, Az, Luiz, Cahill, Moses, Alonso, Fabregas, Kante, Pedro, Costa, Hazard Begs, Terry, Zouma, Willian, Matic, RLC, Bats
What was the point of bringing back Ake? Anyways satisfied with the line up and looks like Conte is expecting to keep possession with Cesc. Will have to listen in office.
******** an invisibility index! Lets go Chels! Great move. (wasn't looking good at all before this but I'll take it)
that was a GREAT volley from pedro on the bounce. randolph recovered well to be ready for that. should have been a goal before though but hazard's ball to costa was a little behind him.