News: Mommy - what's a DP? The 2017 other teams thread...

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by morrissey, Feb 3, 2017.

  1. DangerMouse37

    DangerMouse37 Member+

    Jan 22, 2004
    WDC / Barra
    Think the answer to the title of the thread could be "5 points". We look like ass w/o Acosta
     
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  2. tallguy

    tallguy Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    MoCoLand, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Duh? Well, this is Bueschler's, Jeffrey's, Saravas', Vincent's and Harkes' big opportunity. No complaining if you can't cut the mustard.
     
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  3. DangerMouse37

    DangerMouse37 Member+

    Jan 22, 2004
    WDC / Barra
    My point was that so far we've looked like a team that either a) sucks generally or b) sucks w/o Acosta in the lineup. Since Acosta hasn't been in and we looked a lot better last year, I'm hoping b.

    Thus far nobody I've seen from your list looks like they can cut kleenex, or mustard or anything else. It may be their "big opportunity", but I ponied up for season tix and would vastly prefer that whatever team (or collection of condiments) the FO puts out there looks qualified. In a battle between journeymen and Villa/Pirlo, I'm betting on the latter.

    Is it too much to hope that we have solid starters in most of the key positions all at once? We seem to have mastered the art of improving one area of the field only to fall down in another...
     
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  4. Eastern Bear

    Eastern Bear Member+

    Feb 27, 1999
    Great Falls, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Even if it's B, we've just shown the league how to beat us. Mark Acosta tightly and let the rest of the team struggle. Of course, that would give the rest of the team more space than they've probably had the last two games so there's that!
     
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  5. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Last game the team wasn't given space, that field was so small if everyone spread out it wouldn't have looked any different. That has to be the smallest field I've seen since the Spartan Stadium years.
     
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  6. Eastern Bear

    Eastern Bear Member+

    Feb 27, 1999
    Great Falls, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    That field was unbelievably tiny. Was it the same size last year? Seems like they should be able to get something bigger on that field.
     
  7. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    It was like watching futsal.
     
  8. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    If it was larger, Pirlo and Villa would have to run farther and more often. Won't happen until NYCFC goes young and high press, then, suddenly, they will find "space" within Yankee Stadium. That abomination looks like the hockey rink at the old Boston Garden that had a neutral zone about two strides long.
     
  9. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's foosball.
     
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  10. benni...

    benni... BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 23, 2004
    Chocolate City
    Fabian JOHNSON conveniently picks up a hamstring injury right before the qualifiers.

    What the ******** does Orozco bring at RB?
    I never understood why he always gets called up
     
  11. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was hoping for the return of Eric Lichaj. Then HE gets an injury.
     
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  12. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    An overwhelming sense of dread?

    I'mma go find my joy now.
     
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  13. UnitedBorn

    UnitedBorn Member+

    Dec 7, 2015
    301
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Orozco isn't as bad as the BS community makes him out to be.

    Inb4 "he's worse"
     
  14. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    Atlanta is good
     
  15. JRHokie

    JRHokie Member+

    Aug 23, 2001
    Fairfax, VA
    So, Cassar fired at RSL after 3 games...and they have even scored a goal.
     
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  16. jason1551

    jason1551 Member+

    Apr 9, 2003
    Columbus, GA
    Club:
    DC United
  17. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Because ... Chicago? ;)
     
  18. DecadeOfDCU26

    DecadeOfDCU26 Member+

    May 2, 2007
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why not? He's only 32. I don't see this as an over-the-hill signing
     
  19. benni...

    benni... BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 23, 2004
    Chocolate City
    Well there's 2 things.

    1st even though he's just 32, he's been playing senior football since 17 iirc. Physically he's definitely over the hill. MLS won't help him in that regard.

    2. They are going to have to bench one of Juninho or Dax. They can't play all 3 together without changing their shape.
     
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  20. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    My ass? That's bad
    Amy Adam's ass? - Barca should look so good.
     
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  21. tallguy

    tallguy Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    MoCoLand, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  22. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Too bad they didn't sign Lothar Matthäus.
     
  23. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    There's a couple of Italians, one at Juve one at Roma who may give you a long Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht on your first point
     
  24. DangerMouse37

    DangerMouse37 Member+

    Jan 22, 2004
    WDC / Barra
    Over the last 3 games we looked like Rosie O'Donnell's ass. And using those 3 games and Barca in the same analogy may in fact be a crime against soccer...
     
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  25. benni...

    benni... BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 23, 2004
    Chocolate City
    De Rossi is over the hill and Buffon is a keeper.
     

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