PBP: MLS 2019 Season Week 25 Game Thread [R]

I always snicker when they talk about this team or that team having such a great record when they score first. I mean....it's soccer.

 

Which one?

 

Schrodingers green team.

Both green teams both suck and don’t suck at the same time.

Edit. Apparently dark green team sucks. 1-0 Seattle.

 

Valentin shouldn't be startng in MLS.

 

Green team up 1-0.

 

I missed a goal by the green team.

 

On behalf of every MLS fan that suffers from red-green colorblindness...

Bleep you, MLS.

 

Please get all your green jokes in now. They won't be funny anymore by the second half.

 

What's MLS like post Valeri and Piatti?

 

Owen is zeroing in on a goal.

 

and if you still have a black and white TV.

 

Protest is over....Fans back into the game.....

 

Timbers Army is back with Don Garber in attendance.

 

Big ********ing deal.

 

"GUT THE FASH"

Finally, a message we can all agree with.

 

Wait. There was some sort of protest ? Who knew?

 

Delem seems to be a liability.

Savarese complaining to the ref. Drink

 

I thought it said fish. If MLS had any balls they’d clear the section or cut the broadcast.

 

I would have laughed my ass off.

 

Welp. Time for bed.

 

Evidently I missed another goal.

 

So much for ALL those home games......

 

Valeri gets one back!

 

Bald spot free kick goal.

 

I happened to see a goal.