PBP: MLS 2019 Season Week 20 Game Thread (R)

Nah...our season altering moment was at the beginning of this summer when we started playing more on the road. That's when it was over.

Or if you really want a specific moment...when Cincinnati put their 3rd goal on us to take a 3-0 lead...that's when it was truly over.

 

Meanwhile it is 0-0 in New England with the homeside holding a 14 to 0 advantage in shots....

 

14 Shots 0
3 Shots on Target 0
5 Shots off Target 0
6 Blocked Shots 0
3 Corners 0
9 Crosses 0
0 Offsides 1
2 Fouls 1
0 Yellow Cards 0
0 Red Cards 0
310 Total Passes 176
83 % Passing Accuracy 68 %
64 % Possession 36 %
17 Duels Won 26
3 Tackles Won 8
0 Saves 3
2 Clearances 17

That's a lot of ZEROS.

 

O Canada

 

Oh good lord. Bou scores on his debut in style.

Assist goes to that Whitecaps reserve who tossed the second ball onto the pitch before that Bou goal... #NEvVAN

— Matthew Doyle (@MattDoyle76) July 18, 2019

 

Wow .. Bou … wow.

 

Yeah, so as debut goals go... that one wasn't bad.

 

karma goal

 

Yay another road blowout, incoming.


#NewownershipfortheloveofGod

 

1151645269169254407 is not a valid tweet id

 

We gotta help those slumping teams. How else will they get into the playoffs?

 

And Jozy wants in on the goal of the week.

 

that was a disgusting backheel by Jozy

1-0 TFC

 

Arena has that Jaime Escalante by way of Edward James Olmos voice down pat... I want to hear him say “Ganas”

 

No goal for Columbus

 

Slow start in Toronto

 

I mean, c’mon now. That’s just silly 🤯@JozyAltidore | #TFCLive pic.twitter.com/LWfgGE7qgZ

— Toronto FC (@TorontoFC) July 18, 2019

 

Houston doing what they need to do for this thread.

 

Red Bulls hopped on too much red bull. Imploding.

PK to Toronto

 

Penal penal penalty!

Robles doesn't move.

2-0

 

Pozuelo puts away the PK after a stupid challenge by Lawrence. 2-0.

 

Shots of whiskey?

 

So no one is going to mention that Darlington Nagbe not only shot, but actually SCORED in his game?