We, Fish, Ewe, a Mare, Egrets, Moose We, Fish, Ewe, a Mare, Egrets, Moose We, Fish, Ewe, a Mare, Egrets, Moose and a Hippo, Gnu year.
Danny Zuker ✔ @DannyZuker Hard to believe that only a year ago people were thrown in jail for saying "Merry Christmas" but now thanks to @RealDonaldTrump we can say anything we want.. except "Diversity," "fetus," "transgender," "vulnerable," "entitlement," "science-based" and "evidence-based." #Freedumb 1:28 PM - Dec 24, 2017 I'ma gonna take a chance....I'm entitled to feel vulnerable right now!
Got two aunts' worth of leftovers- baked chicken, fried chicken, pork ribs, potato salad, potato pie, apple pie, some kinda cake, deviled eggs, corn/cob, turkey/dressing, stuffed peppers, pork chops, green beans, green peas, turnip greens, homemade ice cream. Abstaining from red meat for my health...
A few years ago my wife and I went to a movie on Christmas, and we bumped into three nuns from her college. They invited us to join them on their traditional Christmas dinner at a Chinese restaurant. One of the nuns said it was their way to honor Jesus' Jewish roots. Among the customers, I'm pretty sure we were the only table without a single Jew.
Christmas sucks in general, but it sucks extra hard when your fiancé goes back to Austria for three weeks and you can't go with him because you have to bank vacation days so you can go on a nice honeymoon. Also when he leaves you, a cat person, alone to care for the 70 pound black lab/pit bull mix you stupidly got him for his birthday. Merry frickin Christmas y’all.
Hope you like having your hand gnawed on for thirty minutes a day and everything you own covered in drool.
By the way, I definitely won Christmas. I got my 15 year old daughter a gift so awesome she cried from happiness. In the last 24 hours I’ve watched the video about 6 times.