Laughterbation

Is that Veljko Paunović?

 

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Trump has never paid to have a garbanzo bean on him.

 

R.Kelly to perform at Trump inauguration ball?

 

Trump's a modern day Manch-urine Candidate.

 

Putin's Peepet

 

Retromingent (re-tro-MIN-jent) adjective
Urinating backwards.
An animal that passes urine backwards, e.g. raccoon.

 

Buzzfeed accused of perpetrating yellow journalism.

 

Trump's favorite band

 

I hear his second fav is Nickleback.

 

Even Nickelback refuses to play at the Inauguration.

 

He did just manage to get a Bruce Springsteen cover band though...

 

"I can just suck it while I mastubate." -Cincinnati Street Walker

 

This was an actual quote I heard while walking around Race and Liberty.

 

This looks like the bathroom at the Harlem & 71st Circle K.

 

Since he seems to be a beloved figure here, David Hasselhoff did an interview with my station and we've been playing it, but I might be able to drop in a special copy of it here if you're interested.

 

People at the station were scared when I sang along to this after the interview was finished playing. Noone else knew what it was or what it was from. Kung Fury is awesome.

 

My favorite David Hasselhoff performance.