Justin Meram hype tricycle

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  1. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Welcome back. Perform well and we'll give you a hype bicycle.
     
  2. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Should we ride trikes as well?

    Flying V style?
     
  3. TRUJDUB

    TRUJDUB Member

    Nov 22, 2015
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    By seasons end he will have more goals then any of our wingers. We missed his presence and production
     
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  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wonder if this means good things for #SaveTheCrew.
     
  5. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    When has a hype tricycle signaled bad things?
     
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  6. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    It's a bad trade if he doesn't have more than all of them combined. Our wingers have 2 goals combined all season. It is a Precourting disaster. I hope we get a couple-6 out of them by the end, but wouldn't bet on it.
     
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  7. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Actually, would still be good. We made 300k in the end, and plus whatever half a season of his salary is, so probably what, 600k total?
     
  8. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    KHT,

    I can gather that you won a ton of fark photoshop contests back in the day.
     
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  9. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Jun 30, 2013
    Beverly, OH
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    I think Meram would look better on a Big Wheel.
     
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  10. SourCream&OnionUtd

    Nov 19, 1998
    I remember there was a person on there named yammering_splat_vector that was so good, they should've just renamed the site after him/her.

    But our KHT is definitely in that range of talent.
     
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  11. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Grown up Big Wheel okay?
    [​IMG]
     
  12. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Kiddie Big Wheel not as good...
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In the Metrostars game thread, you said, “Do we get a player to score their second goal of the season before we get a twelfth scorer? I like Mullins chances to become number 12, but one of our wingers has to score again eventually, right?”

    I would direct quote your post, but our lame mod closed the thread.


    Back to the point, Meram will deliver the goals. His name may not contain two ss like our golden boot Gyasi Zardes, and yes he does not have a s between his name. Yet, Meram brought back in the black and gold will give him some sort of +9 skill points to all his attributes.


    This proclamation comes directly from the only person who says JM9 instead of J9 (or so my hip, younger brother tells me). Just striving for clarity, folks.
     
  14. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
  15. pandes

    pandes New Member

    MU
    Spain
    Jul 8, 2018
    Loving this thread! sub'd[​IMG]
     
  16. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    I showed this image to Markus this weekend, and it was a big (wheel) hit. No need to sell your artistic genius short.
     
  17. porchlight

    porchlight Member

    Jul 27, 2013
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    I came out of hiding to rep this..rep
     
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  18. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    I thought he did well last night. Meram and Grella on the wings, Opoku as a super sub and Santos can clean mouse poop. Everyone wins!
     
  19. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Yeah, Meram was fired up when he entered. He played well last night. Not sure he'll be that sharp and energetic for 90 minutes in a road match.
     
  20. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We believe.

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No bump yet? Slackers.
     
  22. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Still a tricycle.
     
  23. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Upgraded bells and whistles!!
     
  24. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Bell. He gets one bell. Meram did plenty wrong last night.
     

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