@vesuviani http://www.scmp.com/tech/china-tech/article/monkey sperm on a mouse Admit it. This turns you on!!
No that didn't do it but I had a wicked hard on when I dug up your great grandmother and skull ********ed her corpse
Oh. Well best not to get caught doing that kind of thing or else Bubba in cell block Z will end up doing the same thing to you.