HELP: Max Bretos Needs a New Goal Call, No More "Yeaahhhhhhhhh"

Discussion in 'MLS: Rumors' started by TheQuakesRockMySocks, Aug 2, 2008.

  1. chimultrufio

    chimultrufio New Member

    Sep 2, 2007
    Los Angeles
    a few weeks back ESPN Sportscenter was hosted by Max Bretos and Jonathan Coachman ( former WWE announcer ) ..who would'a thought??

    crazy :D
  2. Crudson

    Crudson New Member

    Aug 31, 2006
    Philadelphia Union
    When Man U played Barca at the first game at Lincoln Financial Field in, God 2003 or something, Giorgio Chinaglia and Max Bretos were doing the commentary. When van Nistelhorse got the ball about 25 yards out and started taking on defenders Bretos was "Uh oh....UH OH...Ruuuud.....vaaaan.....Niiiiistelrooooooy", ending just as the ball hit the back of the net, as if he knew well in advance what was going to happen. Best commentating from Bretos.

    Made me miss Lionel Bienvenu for some reason...
  3. dundee9

    dundee9 Member

    Jan 13, 2007
    max bretos should never be aloud near a MLS broadcast booth again
  4. Lithium858

    Lithium858 Member

    Aug 11, 2002
    Baton Rouge
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I just wrote an e-mail suggesting they use Max instead of Glenn Davis while JP Dellacamera is gone. Glenn Davis just doesn't have a good announcing all. Although he is much better than Sean Wheelock LOL
  5. rarosell

    rarosell New Member

    Jul 13, 2010
    Los Angeles
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have no problem with his YEAHHHHH. I've heard such horrendous announcers in this league that just sound like they were assigned an MLS game by their boss and they got pissed off so they decided to purposely mispronounce names, have a completely monotonous tone of voice, reacting casually to beautiful saves/goals, stating the complete obvious, and just saying players names for long stretches as they touch the ball. For example the last Seattle game, the announcer on FSN (west I believe) kept saying "MONTOYA" instead of "MONTANO." Where do they get these idiots????
  6. TheQuakesRockMySocks

    Dec 20, 2007
    BlogVille, CA
    It's official, after plenty of time (years since I've cared about this thread, but still a good one) we have a winner:

    "Nailed It, like I nailed your sister last night"

    I love that you guys chose this one over all the other choices... classic.

    Max, I expect to hear this one day, when you announce games again... hope you're enjoying Bristol, you're a good dude!
  7. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Lionel Bienvenu -- what a name from the past!

    Bretos is capable of a good GOOOOOOL call but he only seems to do it for the Argentine Superclassico.
  8. kevinucho

    kevinucho Member

    Mar 3, 2005
    L.A., CA
    CA River Plate
    Nat'l Team:
    Is he of Argentine descent?
  9. It's called FOOTBALL

    May 4, 2009
    Bretos is of Cuban descent
  10. Lithium858

    Lithium858 Member

    Aug 11, 2002
    Baton Rouge
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Max is back!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYEEEESSSSSS haha
  11. Altidore_Adu_Fan

    Sep 30, 2007
    Hammond In
    the YESSSSSSSSSSS is a classin who else does it in the WORLD and the MAx Bretos YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS is better than JP's - (O what a goal) a minute later after some one scores
  12. Eleven Bravo

    Eleven Bravo Member+

    Atlanta United
    United States
    Jul 3, 2004
    Atlanta Silverbacks
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i like Max Bretos Goal Call...maybe he could add an "Oh" in there so he sounds like mr. kool aid "Oh YEAHHHHH"

    [ame=""]YouTube - Kool-Aid commercial[/ame]
  13. arkjayback

    arkjayback Member

    Mar 29, 2008
    Le Mars, IA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think it is pretty damn pretentious that people think that the guy who has proven to be one of the best and most enthusiastic American soccer commentators has to change his signature call because it doesn't make them smile before they go to bed at night.

    Not having him in the booth over the last couple of years has made it more apparent than ever that he is much better than the alternatives.
  14. El Naranja

    El Naranja Member+

    Sep 5, 2006
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [ame=""]Best Of Max...[/ame]

    Still my favorite game called by him, especially goal numero dos (check out 1 min in)
  15. Lithium858

    Lithium858 Member

    Aug 11, 2002
    Baton Rouge
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    On a side note, we need more of those by Feilhaber!
  16. Kot Matroskin

    Kot Matroskin Member+

    Aug 10, 2007
    SF Bay Area
    Apropos of nothing, Max's goal call always reminds me of this guy:

    [ame=""]YouTube - Little Britain - Scottish Hotel #5[/ame]
  17. QuietType

    QuietType Member+

    Jun 6, 2009
    Sacramento, CA
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd just like to add: YEAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaas..... That's all.
  18. Absolute

    Absolute BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 18, 2007
    Green Hell
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why you want to crush the man's excitement , BigSoccer ? :p
  19. "username"

    "username" Member

    Northern Virginia United
    United States
    Mar 20, 2010
    Northern Virginia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    personal favorite: It's in the net! It's in the net.

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