The Power shower episode (sorry don't know the name) and The Car Dealership are my two favourite episodes. My two favourite scenes from those episodes respectively are Kramer in the shower with his new shower head and Kramer and the car salesman doing a Thlema & Louise. The Keith Hernandez spoof of JFK took the cake though, especially due to Newman being in both.
Forbidden City/Kramer gets a job/Bizarro Jerry/ManHands http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheBizarroJerry.htm
I re-read my way through the thread, and I hadn't. Or so I thought... Regardless, the concept of "yadda, yadda, yadda"-ing a story and through the best bits, that's funny as hell.
The episode where Newman is trying to get out of a ticket and has Kramer go to court to say he was going to commit suicide because he "could never be a banker". Newman gets up to "question" him and the way they play off of each other is just total comic genius.
This may not be the funniest moment, but it certainly was, the first time I saw it, and heard it, the most astonishing piece of dialogue I ever heard...and likely will ever hear on non-cable TV. George is talking about his latest girlfriend, and how he cleans her tub. Then the conversation veers into the......tap.
Bad Naked. Puerto Rican Day Parade. My Boys Can Swim. (Don't know the real title.) Any episode with Peterman. High Five. (love that guy) The episode where Elaine's coworker thinks Elaine is filthy and disinfects everything Elaine touches. And finally, George getting caught peeing in the gym shower. Plus all of the ones already mentioned. It's a crime I don't own this show in DVD.
I'm not a huge fan of physical comedy, but Kramer's reaction when he sees the ugly baby during their weekend in the Hamptons...was hilarious.
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!!!!" * * * "You mean the ones your mother laid out for you?" (Actually, the whole exchange for the latter is priceless, especially when George squirts the ketchup bottle.) * * * * "And what's the deal with cancer?" "I have cancer!"
Seifneld is being shown on CroTV (again) and I'm simply lovin' it. Just the other day, the Ugly Baby was on, the whole episode is spectacular.
Puddy may just be the best supporting cast member in TV history. The "face-painting" episode was on the other day and I just can't get enough of his dialogue with Elaine in which he explains he won't pain his face anymore for Elains. He gets up and says "I'll be right back, we'll make out". It's Gold!
...not that there's anything wrong with that. Also, one of my other favorites, as mentioned already, is the latex, Vandelay scene - "and you want to be my latex salesman?" - "I don't know think so."
Bubble boy - "The moors" George - "Ohhh, I'm sorry, the correct answer is...Moops, the moops" Bubble boy - "It's moors you idiot!" George - "I'm sorry, but the card says Moops" Bubble boy - "Its not moops, its moors! It's a misprint you idiot!" and minutes later, the bubble boy has complications, while an angry mob chases George and the rest of them.
i have seen probably every episode multiple times... but i have continued to miss one that always gets discussed: The typewriter episode, where Kramer adopts the highway... uncanny how i have missed it... someday.... someday, i'll get you Jerry....
you have to be kidding me! that has one of the best moments ever. elaine's living in the super's closet (to get the flounder delivered) and is finally clearing out the junk in the basement... meanwhile, george has "rented" out the jackhammer to dig up his keychain from the pothole. the one moment where she passes him on the street and he tips his hardhat to her is very subtle, but absolutely one of the best moments in tv history. you my friend, need to just download that one right now. the humanity! oh the humanity!
One of my all time favorite episodes is "The Voice". "Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window" There's so much stuff going on that it's hard to figure out how they got it all into 22 minutes.
The two tough gay guys. Every scene with those two are priceless., The Armour scene, and the "you dont to wear the ribbon" scene. RTFLLLLLLLL or the episode where that sweet old lady is going up to the mean looking guy in the Ally way and asks for directions. He looks so mean then he replies "se what you gotta do is take the..." Such a great series
That's one of my favorites (after Festivus). It's got one of the greatest non-catchphrase quotes in show history for my money: "Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."
Elaine: "Puddy, I don't think we should see each other anymore" Puddy (barely looking at her) "oh you gotta be kidding...how come?"