Greetings, fellow seekers of the Truth. For years we wretched Crew fans have wandered in the godless dark, yearning for an Answer to our centerback torment. REJOICE, brothers and sisters! I come bearing good tidings and the Truth: Gastón Sauro. THE SIGNS HAVE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG! Because if a centerback could have his knee destroyed, return from injury to dominate the backline, score incredible goals, and be so goddamned handsome and lovable, than either Gastón Sauro is a god or could kill god and I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE! Submit yourselves, my friends, to Sauro and you'll only know happiness. It had to be done...#Crew96 pic.twitter.com/BJaA9vfcp7— The Crew (@ColumbusCrew) March 19, 2019
Nobody questioned his talent but rather his ability to bounce back from that injury and be able to perform for a entire season . We can only help he is fine and will have no issues. If only we could have him and Valenzuela healthy with Zack.
And who is it who brought this man back from the edge of crippledom to perform stirring feats of athletic ledgerdemain? The man known simply as Doc Edwards. Saving teams, saving people, is there anything the man cannot do? To Doc!
No one does <insert here> like Gaston!! So very happy for this guy. I thought he was gonna be an answer years ago...the man must age like a fine wine. Or, that knee is biotic.
He still won't get Comeback Player of the Year (even though we all know that potential is there) because you know. Seattle...Morris...MLS.
There is only one Truth. I may be the secretary for the Gyasinho Train, though. I dunno; I skipped last month's meeting. Please send all checks to: chr1st's Liver Destruction Fund c/o #OneLove One Black and Gold Blvd, Columbus, OH 43211
Lots of smiles, lots of good memories. Thanks, Gaston!#Crew96 pic.twitter.com/EH6PRAp9DZ— The Crew (@ColumbusCrew) August 7, 2019 Everything is terrible and stupid and I hate it.
Truly now, I am a man of constant sorrow. The truth has left us. Only darkness remains. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I SAY. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM