Ok, everybody post their top 5. I'm going to get us a tag line. I'll put up a poll of the best of those. hurray.
I'll start. In no particular order, my nominees are: No Pity in the Rose City. Drafting players for 2020 The PacNW invented soccer rivalries Portland Timbers: Recommended by 4 out of 5 City Council members. Leading the league in feral cats since 2011
I can vote for my own right? 1. Recommended by 4 out of 5 city council members 2. Finally, a local alternative to strip clubs and breweries 3. The Qatar of MLS 4. Coming to a billboard near you 5. The only place in the Northwest you'll find 'sunshine'
1. Finally, an alternative to Strip Clubs and Breweries! 2. the reason bright is safely at home in his basement on the computer right now and not out posing a threat to the general population. 3. All your unemployed are belong to us 4. Drafting players for 2020. 5. Beer. Strippers. Bike lanes. Football.
1. Reccomended by 4 out of 5 city council members 2. Beer. Strippers. Bike Lanes. Football 3. All your unemployed are belong to us 4. Leading the league in feral cats since 2011 5. You've probably heard of us
I'm pooping my pants laughing at "all your unemployed are belong to us"! If I hadn't decided to make this semi democratic, that'd be our tagline. Hilarity.
1. No Pity in the Rose City. 2. Our mascot can beat up your mascot. 3. Recommended by 4 our of 5 city council members. 4. The PacNW invented soccer rivalries. 5. Clothing optional, composting required.
1. All your unemployed are belong to us 2. Leading the league in feral cats since 2011 3. Recommended by 4 out of 5 city council members. 4. Beer. Stippers. Bike lanes. Football. 5. You've probably heard of us.
After many days of thought, I have officially amended my list to this: 1. All your unemployed are belong to us 2. All your unemployed are belong to us 3. All your unemployed are belong to us 4. All your unemployed are belong to us 5. Leading the league in feral cats since 2011