Florida Man...

Same here. Since it's a good idea from Europe, people will probably hate it, like the metric system. But you know what would be nice, for a change? Building the necessary infrastructure before putting up thousands of new houses, but that apparently isn't the Virginia way.

 

That's one helluva thread bump...

 

I'm curious about the comments associated with the article but I'm resisting the urge to look.

 

I'm confused... Is he an armed dick or an un-armed dick?

 

A place in Florida

 

In patriarchal societies, men keep their wives' dildo keys on their persons

There's somebody walking around this planet with the surname Dildo. I'm 99% sure of it.

 

That's a hell of a thread bump.

 

And yet no rep. <sigh>

Now I know how bluesmen felt when the Stones committed cultural appropriation.

 

You can't always get what you want.

 

You got your blood rep

 

There was a guy in my old company's email database who was from Croatia or Serbia whose real first name was Bozo. I'm guessing his parents were not familiar with a certain American cultural icon at the time of his birth....

 

I'm related to at multiple Bozos, it turns out. It's a common name in the family among the ones who didn't migrate to the US.

Thank you, Grandpa, for coming to the US!!!!!!!!

 

Bozo's was a great seafood restaurant down in NOLA. Croatians played a big part in establishing the oyster industry in Louisiana.

 

Any relation to the best (Re)Bozo ever - Bebe?

 

Which one is the Bozo?

 

We're all bozos on this bus.

 

I ate at Bozo's Seafood Market in Pascagoula, MS two weeks ago. Best and biggest Po'Boy I've ever had, so big I split one with my wife. It came with fries and was like $7.

 

Hello, boys and girls!

 

You sound just like my 2nd grade teacher! Time for math [only one of my favorites]. "Roby, if you had 2 apples in your Hopalong Cassidy lunchbox and I gave you 3 more, how many apples would you have? I sobbingly replied, I don't know and besides I don't have room for anymore apples.

Ps...the Principal and I met frequently

 

I had a fellow wiseass student in HS who would say off-the-wall stuff to anger the teachers

English teacher noticed a cast on his arm "What did you do to your arm there?"

"Oh, I just sprained my dick"

The teacher had no idea what to say.


Math teacher "OK, find X in the equation"

He gets up starts looking all around the room saying "X? Yoohoo...X!"

"OK, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm finding X!"

 

Cram it, clown.

(An urban legend from my childhod through college, which snopes says may or may not have happened...

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cram-it-clown/ )