First Stand Up Gig Saturday Night

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  1. Macksam

    Macksam Member

    Aug 2, 2007
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    #1 Macksam, Jun 24, 2009
    I'm thinking of opening with some risky joke about anal sex. Somebody told me that the crowd would be turned off by it. Is the subject matter still too taboo even in this day in age?

    Either that, or I do a bit about how I thought internet porn was real and not staged when I was a kid.
     
  2. mshankb

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    #2 mshankb, Jun 25, 2009
    Don't do material about internet porn and your experiences of it. It's been done. Mostly by bad comics.
     
  3. Bruckner283

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    #3 Bruckner283, Jun 25, 2009
    You could refer them to some of your posts here if you get desperate........
     
  4. Kazuma

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    #4 Kazuma, Jun 25, 2009
    This.
     
  5. Macksam

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    #5 Macksam, Jun 25, 2009
    Thanks for the heads up.
     
  6. Dear_Claudio

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    #6 Dear_Claudio, Jun 26, 2009
    +rep
     
  7. Macksam

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    #7 Macksam, Jun 26, 2009
    Well the truth is funny so it would work well.
     
  8. okocha1

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    #8 okocha1, Jun 26, 2009
    It did for Richard Pryor. ;)
     
  9. Macksam

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    #9 Macksam, Jun 26, 2009
    I will be saying some outlandish stuff so the comparison isn't too far off.:p
     
  10. Yaroni

    Yaroni Member

    Aug 31, 2007
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    #10 Yaroni, Jul 10, 2009
    its cool that your into stand up, i have a book of jokes just havnt had the balls to get up on stage so far, i hope your not as bad as the guys at amateur night cuz they suck balls

    good luck

    oh and what club you gonna perform at, if you dont mind me asking
     
  11. Macksam

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    Canada
    #11 Macksam, Jul 10, 2009
    It was at Keltic Rock in Brampton. I was the entertainment when the cover band took their 15 minute break.
     
  12. Dear_Claudio

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    #12 Dear_Claudio, Jul 11, 2009
    How'd it go, big dog?
     
  13. Macksam

    Macksam Member

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    #13 Macksam, Jul 11, 2009
    Some of it I got a good reaction. However, I think everyone knew I was amateur.
     
  14. Dear_Claudio

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    Feb 6, 2005
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    #14 Dear_Claudio, Jul 11, 2009
    If you didn't totally soil yourself the first time then good job:)You should put something up on youtube if you get another gig.
     
  15. Macksam

    Macksam Member

    Aug 2, 2007
    Brampton, Canada
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    #15 Macksam, Jul 11, 2009
    Yeah, become a youtube star with my own channel. MacksamTV.:D
     

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