WEEK 8 ANSWERS 1. Best BS Union Forum Fantasliga team name: Nick Sak's AMEX, Chaco's Right Foot, or the Empty Buckets? Nick Sak's AMEX - 14 Chaco's Right Foot - 4 2. Yes or no ... will the Union sign Alejandro Bedoya in the offseason? No - 16 Yes - 2 3. The Union has 6 regular season games left; how many of those games do they win? 2 - 9 1 - 7 3 - 1 0 - 1 4. ... how many do they lose? 3 - 12 4 - 4 2 - 1 5 - 1 5. Peter Nowak, John Hackworth, or Jim Curtin? Peter Nowak - 9 Jim Curtin - 8 Dumb, Dumbb, and Dumbier? - 1
6. Which MLS team will win the 2015 Supporters' Shield? LA Galaxy - 14 New York Red Bulls - 1 Vancouver Whitecaps - 1 Portland Timbers - 1 Not Philly - 1 7. What will the Union's USL Pro club's name be? Bethlehem Steel FC - 11 Bethlehem Steel - 6 Don't care - 1 8. Which team wins a trophy first ... the Philadelphia Union or its USL Pro club? Union - 14 USL - 3 Eagles - 1 9. Choose a number retired by the Philadelphia Eagles. 20 - 8 92 - 6 5 - 2 60 - 1 7 - 1 10. Dick Vermeil, Buddy Ryan, Andy Reid, or Chip Kelly? Chip Kelly - 7 Buddy Ryan - 6 Dick Vermeil - 4 Andy Reid - 1
11. Reggie White, Brian Dawkins, or Randall Cunningham? Brian Dawkins - 12 Reggie White - 4 Randall Cunningham - 2 12. Fred Flintstone, Fred Rogers, or Fred Sanford? Flintstone - 11 Sanford - 4 Rogers - 3 13. Barney Fife, Barney Rubble, or Barney Miller? Rubble - 12 Fife - 3 Miller - 3 14. Better Eredisheepe shepherd ... Amscray or Dills? Dills - 12 Amscray - 5 They both suck - 1 15. Yes or no ... will you play in the next season of Eredisheepe? Yes - 16 Baaaaaaa - 1 You forgot the ZZ Top question. Here, I'll ask it: Pincushion or Velcro Fly? Pincushion, obviously. What is this, amateur hour? - 1
WEEK 8 RESULTS 1. frobisherthepenguin1 - 23 (18 + 5 bonus) 2. mattylip - 17 3. Cherry Hill SOB - 16 4. slitz - 15 5. cwelch999 - 14 6. Whosaidwhat11 - 13 7t. ajrangers1 - 11.5 7t. phillyspur - 11.5 9t. VixPix - 8.5 9t. drewuke - 8.5 9t. ScottP from DE - 8.5 9t. etsjay - 8.5 13. djramone - 6 14. Amscray - 5 15. Tyr - 4 16. geoffreywayne - 3 17. TUnion - 2 18. wscottl - 1 19t. MAR2010 - 0 19t. Starpork - 0 19t. ScottyMac26 - 0 19t. OwlSaver - 0 19t. Doop - 0 19t. mstots7 - 0 19t. UnionTillIDie - 0 19t. CallMeMed - 0
FINAL STANDINGS EREDISHEEPE CLAUSURA 2015 1. geoffreywayne - 120.5 2. slitz - 117 3. Amscray - 114 4. frobisherthepenguin1 - 104.5 5. Cherry Hill SOB - 100.5 6t. Tyr - 93 6t. ajrangers1 - 93 8. mattylip - 82.5 9. etsjay - 80.5 10. phillyspur - 79 11. ScottP from DE - 70 12. CallMeMed - 33 EERSTE DISHEEPE CLAUSURA 2015 1. TUnion - 105 2. Whosaidwhat11 - 98 3. UnionTillIDie - 86.5 4. djramone - 69 5t. VixPix - 57.5 5t. drewuke - 57.5 7. cwelch999 - 46 8. ScottyMac26 - 36 9. wscottl - 34.5 10. Doop - 33 11. mstots7 - 30.5 12. MAR2010 - 23.5 13. OwlSaver - 15.5 14. Starpork - 3 Promotion places Relegation zone Prepare to be shorn Congrats to @geoffreywayne for winning the Eredisheepe Clausura season! A poor showing in the final week, but he held on. We're all so proud of ewe. Congrats to @TUnion, @Whosaidwhat11, and @UnionTillIDie on their promotion from the Eerste Disheepe! Unlucky to @Phillyspur and @CallMeMed on their relegation! And our hearts go out to @ScottP from DE ... barely got a taste for the top herd before promptly dropping back down. We hardly new ewe!
So, as one who just can't seem to get the answers in on time I am relegated once again. Will we be having a third division or do I have to play in my local pick up league?
Yeah, like the Union, nothing to play for. No fear of relegation, no shot at promotion. Like betting a $1 on Final Jeopardy.