Embratsu Part 3 :: The 2014 Antijinx Thread

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  1. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Playoffs seven years in a row, blah, blah, blah... way too much positivity floating around making the Soccer Gods angry. So, as is tradition, we must sacrifice a few unicorns and kittens if we want to have any hope of avoiding their wrath.

    If you don't like it, don't click on the thread. You're welcome in advance for the awesomeness.

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  2. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like kittens too much to sacrifice them. Especially this one

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    Of course, for all you cat haters out there, here's one for you.

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  3. Boz

    Boz RSL Family

    Jul 14, 2004
    Club:
    --other--
    Sure, I've got some embratsu for y'ass!
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    You'd do what to my kitty?!?!
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  4. TheBiff

    TheBiff Member+

    Apr 8, 2011
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    So assuming we somehow someway find ourselves in the playoffs, who do you think we lose to in the first round?
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  5. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  6. Boz

    Boz RSL Family

    Jul 14, 2004
    Club:
    --other--
    First,

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    Then you can fail.

    Miserably.
     
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  7. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We could clinch a playoff spot this week?! And we're going to change our starting lineup this week?! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, OH MY GOSH! Play-in round, here we come! Woooo!

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  8. PattysCow

    PattysCow Member+

    Apr 4, 2010
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
  9. RoyalNonesuch

    RoyalNonesuch Member+

    May 10, 2009
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  10. GoRSL

    GoRSL Member+

    Jan 7, 2013
    47.615587, -122.200340
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
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  11. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mmm, corn dogs. Why hasn't Del Loy added these to the concessions stands? They'd be the perfect comfort food for the play-in game.

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  12. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    Lazy embratsu day today.
     
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  13. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Someone with better skills than I should make some magic with this really cool tool from @joehooligan0303 in which you can customize the new MLS logo. You can change the colors of the top half, the borders, and the stars, and then add an image or gif in the white space.
     
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  14. UPinSLC

    UPinSLC Member+

    Jul 11, 2004
    SL,UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  15. GoRSL

    GoRSL Member+

    Jan 7, 2013
    47.615587, -122.200340
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
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    Now coming to MLS - Embratsu FC!
     
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  16. ShaggyReAL

    ShaggyReAL Awesome is my middle name

    Dec 9, 2009
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  17. ShaggyReAL

    ShaggyReAL Awesome is my middle name

    Dec 9, 2009
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  18. ShaggyReAL

    ShaggyReAL Awesome is my middle name

    Dec 9, 2009
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  19. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ... trying to laugh silently so I don't wake the husband ... you people kill me!
     
  20. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    (This is my personal favorite, so I posted it first...)
     
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  21. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  22. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  23. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not very EMBRATSUish, but....
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  24. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    Also not very EMBRATSUish ... somebody PLEASE get this thread back on topic. It's so annoying when people forget what we're really here for.
     
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  25. ShaggyReAL

    ShaggyReAL Awesome is my middle name

    Dec 9, 2009
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lets all pray to the Embratsu gods!


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