PBP: DC vs. the Sounders of Seattle

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  1. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I remember a match at Soccerplex when Dema got steamed about being jostled and made it clear that he wanted revenge. I started screaming at our coach (pre-Benny; don't remember who) to take Dema out before he got red-carded. The coach looked at me with incomprehension and,a minute later Dema was red-carded, appropriately, for a vicious challenge.
     
  2. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It wasn't an exhaustive list ;)
    Just a couple of assholes who popped into my mind while typing.
     
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  3. hoys

    hoys Member

    Jan 2, 2017
    Virginia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Felipe was the first one over to the supporters sections to celebrate on Sunday night, well before the others. Seemed to be having a blast dousing people with his water bottle. I've turned. No need for people to boo him anymore. He's bringing it for the team IMO.
     
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  4. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    #79 Q*bert Jones III, Sep 25, 2019
    Last edited: Sep 25, 2019
    Oh, sweet, I've been waiting for this topic for ever!

    The Q*bert Jones III All-Time Official Most Hated List:
    Carlos Ruiz
    Felipe
    Hristo Stoichkov
    Steven Lenhart
    Rafa Marquez
    Amado Guevara
    NYCFC
    NYCFC fans
    NYCFC ownership
    Anything whatsoever to do with NYCFC
    NYRB
    NYRB fans
    NYRB ownership
    Anything whatsoever to do with NYRB
    San Jose Earthquakes fans
    Anything whatsoever to do with the Seattle Sounders
    The Portland Timbers color commentator who pretends to be English but is actually Canadian, like Men Without Hats
    Portland Timbers
    Portland Timbers fans
    Steve Sampson
    Anything whatsoever to do with the LA Galaxy
    LAFC fans
    Bob Bradley
    Yankee Stadium
    Bruce Arena
    The Crewzers
    Jürgen Klinsmann
    Vuvuzelas in Dallas
    Tony Meola
    Bora Milutinovic
    LA Galaxy fans
    Bob Gansler
    Atlanta United fans
    The San Jose color commentator dude
    Atlanta United
    The garbage lizard in the White House
    Anybody who doesn't say "The" before a team name, when appropriate
    Brian Ching, the first Hawaiian to play for the national team
    Brad Feldman
    The Atlanta FC PBP announcer/unofficial team fluffer
    Anthony Precourt
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Jay Heaps
    The Minnesota broadcast team
    DC United ownership
    ESPN
    Seattle Sounders fans
    Don Garber
    Zach Thornton
    Bo Oshonyi
    Sunil Gulati
    Rapidman
     
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  5. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Which one?
     
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  6. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I don't hate everyone on the list but I don't have an argument against including anyone on the list.
     
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  7. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I still remember flipping through channels in the early 2000s just in time to see an indoor soccer match where Tony Meola was pulled out of the net so his team could field another field(?) player because they were losing.

    I laughed. So hard.
     
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  8. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I believe a member of La Norte who is no longer in the area hit Tony Meola with a doughnut.
     
  9. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Powdered or custard?
     
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  10. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I believe powdered but I wouldn't swear to it.
     
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  11. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hero
     
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  12. Section 107

    Section 107 Member+

    DCU
    United States
    Jul 18, 2018
    That's another thing I miss about RFK: doing the same thing behind the goal in the old "garage." Best memory of that is a couple years ago (I believe v Chicago and S Johnson) when we ended up scoring 5 goals. After we went up 3 it was delightful to constantly remind him of how long that flight home was gonna be.... more fun was near the end when DeLeon finally made his return on field and I am telling Johnson "here it comes again, here comes the pain and its gonna be from DeLeon" and damn if he didn't score 20 seconds later! SJ actually looked back at me when I yelled "see, I told you so." Doesn't get any better than that.

    I have to say I am disappointed in our vaunted athletic supporters section - they don't seem razz the other players. It seems all they do is belt out the same innocuous chants over and over with a few "F U Ref" chants as needed and give out the clap once in a while but nothing specific to a team or the GK or any other player. And they are actually closer to the opposing players and can be more distracting than we ever were at Rocky Raccoon's Riverside B&B.

    Several times now I have spent a half or so in the supporters section up high, in the middle w the ultras and drums, and lower down, and I have not heard them go after the other team/players like we used to. What's the point of having a supporters section if it's not going to provide any intimidation? Seriously, the drums are sometimes in rhythm but are never intimidating to players.

    In the interest of full disclosure, I have not been down in the lowest rows during the first half when the opposing team is defending the north goal so perhaps some are doing it - but it sure doesn't seem like it. I think we ought to attack the north goal second half so the supporters section has a better opportunity to turn up the intimidation factor especially if the game is on the line.
     
  13. Petworth Posse

    Feb 24, 2009
    Club:
    DC United
    I'd make just a couple of tweaks to Q*bert's most excellent list:
    1) Dominic Kinnear. He was in the stands at RFK after a rain delay and we got in a fight and he sucker punched me - and I was thrown out not him. Jackass.
    2) I would remove NYCFC fans. When I went to a match there in United gear they could not have been more gracious and welcoming - honestly.
    3) Zack Thornton. Sure I made sure he knew he ate too many pies back in the day, but now that he coaches Bill H I have nothing but respect for him. Had a few discussions with him and found him to be down to earth with a good sense of humor about the past.
     
  14. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Right now I'd add only one.
    Matt Reis.
     
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  15. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    And Cuahtemoc Blanco, may his bones be crushed.
     
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  16. Petworth Posse

    Feb 24, 2009
    Club:
    DC United
    While all of Atlanta United made the list, I think special vile should go toward Guzan for filling a roster spot on the USMNT that he frankly never deserved.
     
  17. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Cobi Jones / Landon Donovan
     
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  18. DangSkippy

    DangSkippy Member+

    Apr 28, 2009
    MoCo Maryland
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No Alexi Lalas? Eh, I suppose that's more of a constant irritation than hate.
     
  19. Adler

    Adler Member+

    Aug 20, 2003
    das Schloss Adler
    Club:
    DC United
    Bruce Arena?

    The downside:
    1. Manager of LAG
    2. USMNT manager --> T&T debacle
    3. Manager of Revs

    Upside:
    1. First and greatest DCU manager
    2. Established winning tradition (that will someday return, under new ownership)
    3. Took shots at current DCU ownership as visiting Revs manager

    Can't concur with him being on the list.
    He needs a statute at Audi, IMHO.
    His time with DCU outshines all else, or else our club means nothing.
     
  20. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    He wouldn't be on my list but as I can say I can understand the reasoning of someone putting him on their list.
     
  21. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    My favorite from back in the day for dishing it out was Geoff Aunger.
     
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  22. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    And made into bone meal fertilizer.
     
  23. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Lalas is like hemorrhoids or jock itch -- application of a lotion or cream can relieve the irritation.
     
  24. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nah. Can you imagine what would grow? Zucchinis would come out like pancakes.
     
  25. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Actually the zucchinis would fall over in a gentle breeze and roll around on the ground.
     
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