Crew Sheep League Season XVI

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by cleazer, Oct 15, 2018.

  1. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    6. how many points will the USMNT get from Berhalter's first 2 games in charge? (just pretend that national teams get 3-1-0 points for friendlies)
    6 - 27
    4 - 17
    3 - 2
    5 - 1






    7. have you purchased Crew Full Season tickets within the last 5 days? (so renewals from last fall don't count)
    yes - 41
    no - 6






    8. a word that rhymes with Haslam
    bedlam - 8
    chasm - 6
    spasm - 5
    orgasm - 3
    aslam - 3
    random - 2
    handsome - 2
    aslum - 1
    basalmic - 1
    maslam - 1
    slum - 1
    gem - 1
    adam - 1
    rum - 1
    ashram - 1
    dam - 1
    shmaslam - 1
    jam - 1
    fashion - 1
    grand slam - 1
    shazam - 1
    plasm - 1
    jimjam - 1
    slam - 1
    lamb - 1







    9. Fill in the blank: jack sticker is a big fan of _______________
    helicopters - 30
    Rangers - 4
    Celtic - 3
    helicopter porn - 3
    himself - 1
    sticking - 1
    timon - 1
    cleazer - 1
    Columbus Crew - 1
    alcohol - 1
    U2 - 1






    10. Fill in the blank: cleazer is a big fan of _______________
    U2 - 35
    National Parks - 4
    sheep league - 4
    sheep - 2
    Columbus Crew - 1
    Helicopters - 1



    (Kind of surprised the Crew only got 1 vote here. Am I not well known as a big fan of the Crew?

    Seems like that would have been an easy answer on a Crew board.)









    Leaders after 10 questions:

    foozer - 301
    hardhead - 301
    DrunkandDisorderly - 298
    DAK77 - 297
    Kyle Crew - 295
    Nostradumass - 295
    chr1st - 294
    beast01 - 293
    TKyle - 287
    puttputtfc - 286
    Draghignazzo - 284
    ZipSix - 274
    ColumbusFTW - 270
    jack sticker - 270
     
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  2. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Relegated for sure....
     
  3. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    GET FCUKED
     
  4. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018

    The hard part for this was I dont think they ever do play in a SSS.
     
  5. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    shit.... an hour too late
     
  6. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    well, i was unlikely to get out of relegation anyway. Though I think I got 7 or 8 of these first 10, but the ones I missed, I missed hard.

    Funny thing, I thought Bedlam was a good answer for rhymes with Haslam, but I didn't think many others would think of it.
     
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  7. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    We have a question on parks every single week...

    ******** this game.
     
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  8. Alneri

    Alneri Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Aug 3, 2018
    Should have gone thematic.

    Which National Park has accumulated the most human feces during the government shutdown?
     
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  9. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    11. If you could travel back in time to the 80's, what tv show would you want to be a guest star on?
    Cheers - 19
    Miami Vice - 8
    A-Team - 3
    Alf - 3
    Knight Rider - 2
    Who's The Boss? - 2
    MacGyver - 2
    Family Ties - 1
    Golden Girls - 1
    Star Trek: The Next Generation - 1
    WKRP in Cincinnati - 1
    The Love Boat - 1
    Saturday Night Live - 1
    Seinfeld - 1
    Baywatch - 1


    (I asked this question specifically with Miami Vice in mind, so I'm glad it got some love. Cool as hell. But I knew that Cheers would win. To be a guest on that show you have to sit on a chair and drink some beer and laugh.

    TonyDanza voted for Whos the Boss. Dr Fever did not vote for WKRP.)





    12. please name the next movie you're going to see in a theater
    Captain Marvel - 10
    Glass - 10

    Aquaman - 8
    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - 4
    Avengers: Endgame - 3
    Replicas - 3
    Bumblebee - 1
    Vice - 1
    If Beale Street Could Talk - 1
    Reign of the Supermen - 1
    The Upside - 1
    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part - 1
    The Kid Who Would Be King - 1
    Fighting With My Family - 1
    The Last Man - 1



    (If you haven't seen Into the Spider-Verse yet, you need to go see it. Don't assume that because it's a cartoon it's just for kids. It's a perfect movie with awesome characters, no bad scenes, amazing action, a great story, and a ton of heart and fun. Easily one of the best movies of the year.)





    13. did you have fun playing Sheep League this season?
    yes - 45
    no - 2






    14. when they become widely available, would you like to own a self-driving car?
    yes - 28
    no - 19






    15. The best US National Park to visit, besides Yellowstone, Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Great Smoky Mountains, Rocky Mountain, Everglades, Acadia, Glacier, Badlands, Grand Teton, Olympic, Arches, Mammoth Cave, Big Bend, Cuyahoga Valley, Joshua Tree, American Samoa, Bryce Canyon, Biscayne, Canyonlands, Black Canyon of the Gunnison, Capitol Reef, Crater Lake, and Carlsbad Caverns (list of US National Parks HERE)
    Zion - 26
    Channel Islands - 9
    Denali - 2
    Death Valley - 2
    Hot Springs - 1
    Dry Tortugas - 1
    Sequoia - 1
    Mount Rainier - 1
    Hamburglar Taaailgate RV Park - 1
    Olympic - 1
    Jellystone - 1
    Again? - 1



    (Now, how many people here have actually been to Zion National Park?)
     
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  10. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know, I'd totally love to visit Dry Tortugas National Park, so out of curiosity I just looked it up and holy crap its expensive as hell!
     
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  11. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    I am the champion of the 4th Division.
     
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  12. Alneri

    Alneri Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Aug 3, 2018
    Actually, 4th division has a disciplinary policy. Due to your yellow card, you have been relegated.
     
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  13. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    Was it for one yellow card or card accumulation because I have two?
     
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  14. Alneri

    Alneri Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Aug 3, 2018
    Ah, didn't read the fine print. You have been sent down to the 7th gate of hell due to the accumulation. Not a bad place to be. You will have the hottest sheep around.
     
  15. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am jealous of the person who wrote TNG.

    Also, the helicopter _____ answer was better than helicopters alone. Ugh. I debated, and in the end, the worst of me answered.

    The following ten questions were not that pretty.
     
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  16. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018

    I think this might be fillet vs steak debate.
     
  17. Dr.Fever

    Dr.Fever Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 19, 2018
    And the answer is FILET! Every. Single. Time. GAHHH you sheeep!!
     
  18. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There sure are a lot of sheep optimistic about how Ggggg will do against Costa Rica.
    Bedlam? Clearly sheep are not poets.
    C'mon, people!
    You know, I almost put "horror movies" as my answer. Good thing I didn't! No love.
     
  19. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After the "eating raw cookie dough" question a few weeks ago, I should have guessed that y'all aren't interested in self-preservation.
     
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  20. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    Yikes. At least the 7th gate of hell is still a higher quality league than the Scottish Premiersheep.
     
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  21. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looking forward to final scores, since I'm in a tight battle for the Division 1 league championship.
     
  22. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    the question is if some people put steak and some filet mignon should they be scored together.
     
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  23. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    Everyone who did not say Miami Vice sucks.
     
  24. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Which post? The one about not thinking about your answers, or something in the USMNT thread or something?
     
  25. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Upon further reflection, maybe it's not so unreasonable. As compared to something like your ski lift ticket out in Breckenridge or somewhere like that. (Though they both make Cedar Point look as affordable as heck, right?) Some things cost more and some things are actually worth more.


    So we should have a Sheep League road trip to Dry Tortugas National Park. You will get ALL of the bonus points!
     
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