Craig Waibel Facts

Know why we don't see UFOs anymore? Some alien tried to stick something up Craig Waibel's butt.

Now their all dead.

 

Waibel doesn't eat animal crackers, he eats animals with crackers.

 

Evertime you hear of an Earthquare around the world is Craig Waibel Farting!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Craig Waibel won Humanitarian of the Year because no dictator in the world is brave enough to mess-up with him.

 

Craig Waibel eats Nails with his milk for breakfast.

 

Craig Waibel was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

 

Craig Waibel cut his umbilical cord.

 

George Lucas was going to cast Craig Waibel as Darth Vader, but decided to go with a lighter touch instead.

 

They once made a Craig Waibel toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

 

When Craig Waibel takes a dump in the woods he doesn't use TP, he uses bears.

Then he eats their young.

 

(OK, I almost feel bad about this one but screw it...)

Erich Simmons had two arms when he gave his first and last red card to Craig Waibel.

 

roflmao!!



major rep....someone else rep the man for me

 

Thanks to Craig Waibel, no one, and I mean no one drinks to Bill Brasky anymore.

"To Craig Waibel."

*raises big glass

 

I can't !!! I'll get him later.

 

On the day he was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that Waibel was bad to the bone

 

Waibel is such a bad ass that he made Richard Simons turn straigth.

 

During the running of the bulls in spain people run from the bulls but

now the bulls run from Craig Waibel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Waibel is so tough.....he masterbates using a cheese grater.

 

The sun doesn't shine on Craig Waibel, he shines on the sun.

 

Craig Waibel's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Craig Waibel!

 

Craig Waibel owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 2003 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

 

Craig Waibel doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

 

Craig waibel practice soccer with a Bowling ball and not a soccer ball.

 

Even pain is afraid of Craig Waibel.

 

Craig Waibel is the reason that Apple has a bite missing.