Craig Waibel Facts

Waibel biatch slaps Bad Man Jose every time he goes down to Mexico. because he gets into trouble plenty.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM-QsTqPpNE

 

Craig Waibel doesn't sleep . . . he waits.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Craig Waibel has allowed to live.

Craig Waibel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

If you spell Craig Waibel in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Craig Waibel can slam a revolving door.

See you in the North End.

 

Why you feel old if your so big and so strong??

Hey !!! you have to give us a Waibel fact!!!

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Waibel shanks shots on goal so he can see little kids cry when they get hit by the ball.

 

Waibel's sweat is the main ingredient in Viagra!

 

The only thing that can beat Craigh Waibel is Craig Waibel, and even that is questionable.

 

actually its Craig Waibel's tears that cure cancer.......too bad he has never cried.

Craig Waibel also secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

 

That's telekinesis, Kyle!

 

South Park is making a movie about Craig Waibel

"IN SEARCH OF BIG FOOT"

 

When Craig Waibel goes to the gym, the machines get a workout.

 

When Craig Waibel plays Oregon Trail, he doesn't die of dysentery, dystentery dies of Craig Waibel.

 

Cragi Waibel invented pain.

 

Waibel eats Silica sandwiches and shyts computer chips. ask Bill Gates, he'll tell you it's true.

 

Craig Waibel can divide by zero.

 

All the dogs sing, "Who let Waibel out, who, who....who???"

 

Craig Waibel impregnated the **********cat Dolls with just a look.

 

Waibel is so tough, he uses barbed wire for dental floss.

 

Craig Waibel looked at a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Craig Waibel.

 

Waibel taught Eddie "The Elbow" everything he knows.

 

The Devil went down to Georgia and Craig Waibel kicked his ass.

 

Craig Waibel doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

 

The truth will set you free. Unless Craig Waibel has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

 

Craig Waibel gave Mona Lisa that smile.

 

Got another one.

Craig Waibel was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Craig's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious soccer related injuries.