Craig Waibel Facts

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  1. mabeuf

    mabeuf Member

    Jul 22, 2006
    West
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    waibel... enough said, close the thread.
     
  2. Dre00

    Dre00 Member

    Oct 12, 2005
    H-town
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    Houston Dynamo
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    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    Craig Waibel is a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi.

    Craig Waibel will it a homeless man if you dare him.

    Craig Waibel's poop is considered currency in Argentina.
     
  3. zolafan

    zolafan Member

    Aug 10, 2004
    Houston, TX
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    Houston Dynamo
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    United States
    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    Craig Waibel punched a clown...yeah, I said it, he punched a clown...
     
  4. 60-90 Days

    60-90 Days New Member

    Apr 6, 2007
    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    Craig Waibel danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
     
  5. Dre00

    Dre00 Member

    Oct 12, 2005
    H-town
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    Houston Dynamo
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    United States
    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    Craig Waibel is suing NBC claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
     
  6. mabeuf

    mabeuf Member

    Jul 22, 2006
    West
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    Houston Dynamo
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    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    Craig Waibel's dick is so big... he has to let air out of it's tires to go under bridges.
     
  7. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
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    Houston Dynamo
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    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    Does this mean someone needs to start a thread just for posting Chuck Norris-style sayings for Craig Waibel now?
     
  8. Bandido

    Bandido Member

    Apr 6, 2006
    Deperrosbravos N.L.
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    Houston Dynamo
    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    Waibel ate my snickers :(
     
  9. FigoTX

    FigoTX Member

    Feb 15, 2006
    H-town, TX
    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    Waibel eats Mothra for breakfast.
     
  10. OrangeCajun

    OrangeCajun Member

    Nov 28, 2006
    Cypress, Texas
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    Houston Dynamo
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    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    When Craig goes swimming he dos'nt get wet, the water gets Waibeled!:eek:
     
  11. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
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    Houston Dynamo
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    United States
    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    Waibel wobbles but he won't fall down.
     
  12. Dre00

    Dre00 Member

    Oct 12, 2005
    H-town
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    Houston Dynamo
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    United States
    Re: Speaking of being wrong....were we all wrong about Houston's D?

    If I were a mod...I'd do it. (hint, hint)

    Craig Waibel framed Roger Rabbit.
     
  13. zolafan

    zolafan Member

    Aug 10, 2004
    Houston, TX
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    Houston Dynamo
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    United States
    from the KC post-game thread today...

     
  14. mabeuf

    mabeuf Member

    Jul 22, 2006
    West
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    Houston Dynamo
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    Craig Waibel counted to infinity... twice
     
  15. deathbeforedallas

    Jul 19, 2006
    Craig Waibel once visited the Virgin Islands.... now they're just called "The Islands"
     
  16. AeroSquire1836

    Feb 13, 2007
    HOUSTON
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    Houston Dynamo
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    United States
    The chief export of Craig Waibel is PAIN!
     
  17. Dynamo_Joe

    Dynamo_Joe Member

    Apr 3, 2006
    Texas
    Last week, Craig Waibel walked down Westheimer in the Galleria with a boner..... there were no survivors.
     
  18. Super Dynamo

    Super Dynamo New Member

    Feb 10, 2007
    Houston
    Wait from what I have been told Craig Waibel may have a DNA strand from Chuck Norris... (notice the Chuck norris beard evolving?) :confused:

    Wait is that possible?

    Oh yeah he enjoys nice walk down the beach (saw it on match.com)...

    - Super Dynamo


    OLD School Super Dynamo and C.W (he smelled like my old highschools Locker room..:rolleyes: ahhh...memories...slammed into the lockers)


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  19. Bandido

    Bandido Member

    Apr 6, 2006
    Deperrosbravos N.L.
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Sala has already lodged a coplaint claiming Waibel farted on his face on a corner play last time we played those cry babies :confused:
     
  20. zolafan

    zolafan Member

    Aug 10, 2004
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
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    United States
    funny that you bring this up, since...

    Craig Waibel's sweat cures cancer.
     
  21. Art Vandaley

    Art Vandaley Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 22, 2006
    New Hampshire
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
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    To bad he never sweats, as he is in such peak physical condition, running for 90m minutes in a soccer game to him is equivalent to me sitting on my couch eating cheetos and watching the game for 90 minutes
     
  22. Dynamo_Joe

    Dynamo_Joe Member

    Apr 3, 2006
    Texas
    Craig Waibel's calender goes straight from March 31 to April 2. No-one fools Craig Waibel.

    Craig Waibel can kill two stones with one bird.

    Craig Waibel once ate a cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.

    Chuck Norris is allowed to live because Craig Waibel doesn't kill women.
     
  23. The Prophet

    The Prophet Member

    Sep 9, 2003
    Big P, Texas
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Craig Weibel

    Will be starting in Enter the Dragon and he will fight 100 chiness guys and beat them all.

    I heard he will fight rocky in the next rocky movie with his hand tight behind his back and kick the shit out of rocky.
     
  24. Dre00

    Dre00 Member

    Oct 12, 2005
    H-town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Country:
    United States
    Craig Waibel can kill a yak from 200 yards away...with mind bullets.
     
  25. Bandido

    Bandido Member

    Apr 6, 2006
    Deperrosbravos N.L.
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Waibel is such a badass that, when he's in town, Packman Jones stays home.
     

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