Columbus Crew vs smoke some tree yolo 420 blaze it | Match 8 - Apr. 20, 2019 7:30 PM ET

Did you offer to burn the hoodie while he's wearing it?

 

What does everyone want to see against this dismal Portland defense to say hey maybe the attack is turning a corner. As a reminder, FCC put three in the net vs this Portland Defense.

Here's my scale -
0 goals: BURN IT ALL DOWN
1 goals: BURN MOST OF IT DOWN
2 goals: START A CAMPFIRE BUT DON'T PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO IT MAYBE SOMETHING GETS BURNED DOWN
3 goals: keep the matches and lighter fluid in the cabinet for use later
4 goals: START A SMOKEY THE BEAR APPROVED FIRE AND GET THE S'MORES GOING
5 or more goals: ACCIDENTALLY BURN THE HOUSE DOWN PARTYING

 

Heart says win by 2. Head says we can don’t shoot the ball on goal enough to score 2. Win by 1 is the actual vote then.

 

Cincy fans don’t have souls they’re all empty vessels.

 

Reasons like; 1) You are an FCC fan.

Good job Dad, you just let that fire burn out on its own.

 

An enemy deserves no mercy.

Strike first, chr1st. Strike hard.

 

Character building. You got this.

Hope Porter can character build some goals.

 

The best Conan:

 

NSFW. Seriously.

 

Well this should be the last game i have to miss as i start back on 1st shift next week ! I will try to watch on my phone tonight at work but it’s kinda hard thinking about going late to work or not at all

 

look, I don't know what hashtag yolo swag 24/7 blaze it means, but I think we gotta win this game.

 

Never. I was heartbroken when he went to Portland. I may have cried. A little or a lot. Who can really say all these years later?

May Crew trounce the west coast pot smokers on 420.

In semi-related (who am I kidding? Long week, not caring) news, I saw an article titled, "how Canada has made 420 a boring day." Perhaps I should have read the article, perhaps not.

Portland is a boring team. Porter's Crew will hopefully reclaim some flame and inspiration at the fortress of Columbus. Or at the very least, some Crew defender will score in some similar fashion. Maybe we might see Zardes light it up. Chooooo choooooo.

 

Off the top of my head: Diego Valeri, Diego Chara, Dairon Asprilla, and Lucas Melano.

 

It’s going to rain tomorrow

 

420 (April 20th) is an excuse to smoke rope. (Ganja, bhang, kefir, whatever)

It's supposed to be a Hippie holiday when everyone gets shermed but of course that really doesn't differentiate it from any other day.

Still, if you want, I can hook you up with a dude who lives in Clintonville and works as a manny who has the stickiest bud on the north side- Indica, a little heavy, but sweet.

Rock on

 

Thanks Bill - I needed a manny to watch the kiddos while we crush the Portlandia tree choppers

 

First game in years that one of us will not be in attendance. Have successfully offloaded seven season tickets. Will be in Northeast Ohio due to Easter plans while Crew burn down some trees.

Goalsssss weedkend.