Chris Rock: "George Bush Hates Midgets"

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Casper, Sep 12, 2005.

  1. Casper

    Casper Member+

    Mar 30, 2001
    New York
    Did anyone else watch the "Shelter From the Storm" concert on Friday Night (9/9)? Chris Rock began his portion of the program by saying, virtually under his breath yet audibly, "George Bush hates midgets."

    Was this a:

    1) Brilliant satire of Kanye West;
    2) Hilariously random moment;
    3) Completely inappropriate comment;
    4) Clever way to reiterate Kanye's "George Bush doesn't care about black people" statement

    Please discuss.
     
  2. lurking

    lurking Member+

    Feb 9, 2002
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    1, 2 AND 4.
     
  3. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
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    It wasn't random. Who suffers most in a flood? Who is first to see the water rising over his little head?

    A midget.
     
  4. BudWiser

    BudWiser New Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    5) Stupid joke

    I expected funnier from Chris Rock! lol
     
  5. minorthreat

    minorthreat Member

    Jan 1, 2001
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    Most of the comedians that were great in the late 90's have since jumped the shark, and Rock has jumped the most of anyone not named Margaret Cho.
     
  6. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Feb 16, 1999
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    Margaret Cho never jumped because she was never funny in the first place.
     
  7. Coach_McGuirk

    Coach_McGuirk New Member

    Apr 30, 2002
    Between the Pipes
    And, according to Bobcat Goldthwait, you could get in to see her any night of the week when she was straight, but, since she turned lesbian, she's selling out concert halls.

    This was after Bobcat announced that if he'd have been raped by a priest onstage, his career would take off.. ;)
     
  8. Malaga CF fan

    Malaga CF fan Member

    Apr 19, 2000
    Fairfax, VA
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    That lesbian niche market is huge. How else do you explain the WNBA still having people at their games (besides NBA marketing nepotism)?

    Ah, Bobcat. :D
     
  9. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
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    I want proof... I saw a recent picture of Margaret Cho and I doubt there are any women quite that desperate...
     
  10. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Feb 16, 1999
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    You were doing pretty well until you started quoting Bobcat Goldthwait.
     
  11. royalstilton

    royalstilton Member

    Aug 2, 2004
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    ---
    and so were you...
     
  12. Casper

    Casper Member+

    Mar 30, 2001
    New York
    Somebody told me the same thing at work today.
     
  13. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    She should get the Vatican to transfer her to Albuquerque. (I spelled that right without looking)
     
  14. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
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    How about the people who are riding the subway? I'd think that they are below the midgets, they'd suffer more than the midgets. Unless, of course, it's a really short midget. Or a midget on the subway. President Bush must really hate those.

    :D
     
  15. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Chris Rock's last special was horrible, leading me to believe that any humor from him these days is entirely accidental.
    When people look in the dictionary for a definition of "sell out", his picture is listed twice.
     
  16. Dave Brother

    Dave Brother New Member

    Jun 10, 2001
    Alexandria
    Beer goggles. :D
     
  17. DoyleG

    DoyleG Member+

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    Jan 11, 2002
    YEG-->YYJ-->YWG-->YYB
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    6) Reminding Kanye West that blacks are more racist than whites.
     
  18. minorthreat

    minorthreat Member

    Jan 1, 2001
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    I really liked her earlier stuff, but I could see it very easily not being someone's thing. You had to be able to get the Asian jokes.
     
  19. Coach_McGuirk

    Coach_McGuirk New Member

    Apr 30, 2002
    Between the Pipes
    You don't like Bobcat? Most people think it's all screams and snorts, but his comedy is actually pretty damn funny.
     
  20. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Feb 16, 1999
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    She pretty much only had one schtick: My Korean relatives are so wacky. Her entire act was pretty much variations on that one theme.
     
  21. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Feb 16, 1999
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    No, it isn't.
     
  22. Sine Pari

    Sine Pari Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    NUNYA, BIZ
    Sex with a midget rules
     
  23. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
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    First "Louisiana 1927" is relevant again, now "Short People."

    Let's hope current events don't get "Political Science" on the playlist.

    (Chris Rock could study at the feet of Randy Newman when it comes to selling out, by the way, and yes, I DID see "Down to Earth.")
     
  24. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    LOL. Reminds me of this Chris Rock quote:

    "Who's more racist, white people or black people? Black people! Why? Cause we hate black people TOO!".

    Bring The Pain is my favorite comedy performance of all time, right up there with Delirious and Raw.
     
  25. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    Bobcat will forever be a legend, just for dating her:
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