Pre-match: Chicago Fire - DC United 16 Sept 2016

There is a 0% chance he is still on the roster when the stadium opens

 

Ummm, why?

 

Hey, they guy has been given a chance, he has been playing well and has a rifle of a shot, don't underestimate him!

 

Yeah and if they don't find any acorns (goals) they starve to death

 

He's not good?

 

Good enough to be on the roster; not good enough to be a regular starter.

 

Right but also not good enough to be on the roster as a sideline guy for 2-3 years

 

Hey, that's a bit unfair, how can you compare squirrels to some of the strikers DC United has had in the past!

 

My most sincere apologies to squirrels everywhere