Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

This is Benfica in the final stages of making trolling history and winning the liga.

 

You do know Pepe was born in Brazil right?

 

No way dude, Felipe will be stunning.

 

Mathieu and Coates. Once we sign Marcelo, maybe even him. Felipe is hot garbage.

 

Yes but he actually has talent. Felipe is dog shit. And that's an insult to dog shit.

 

Benfica posted this after the Chaves game:



Then his happened:



And then they deleted their Twitter post. I'm not one to laugh at anyone's injury but LOLOL karma bitch slapping those cvnts hard. Now if only they can be properly prosecuted and relegated like they deserve

 

That's right, the Barca reject and the Sunderland reject. Sure, whatever you say.

BTW, you haven't answered my question.
So, how many games should Coentrao get for his shameful behaviour? 1, 2, 3, 4?

 

That is a good one.

 

I'm going to make this my new signature so when we sell Felipe for large $$$ I can reminisce.

 

So selling him for way more than he's worth makes him a good player? Sanches says waddup.

 

Ok you you got me.
Selling for lots of $$$$ doesn't mean he's a good player.
Just look what's happening to Joao Mario.
Talk about a fuc kin flop.


JOÃO MÁRIO REJEITOU EMPRÉSTIMOS A CINCO EQUIPAS

De acordo com informações da imprensa desportiva italiana, o internacional português João Mário já terá recusado cinco propostas de empréstimos de clubes espanhóis e ingleses.

Atlético Madrid, Sevilha, Everton, Watford e West Ham tentaram garantir o concurso do médio formado no Sporting junto dos nerazurri, mas esbarraram sempre na vontade de João Mário em encontrar um clube com outro perfil.


Que mentira
Não acredito que algum dos clubes mencionados quisesse este flop.

 

Porto have conceded 9 goals in the league and Sporting have conceded 11.

 

What a massive difference. You're right, Marcano is your best defender. Telles is great too. Felipe Is shit. No let's see what hat defense looks like when Felipe gets the red cards he should have gotten. How many reds should he have gotten by now? 4,5,6?

 

Absolutely he's been a flop. But I've never said said selling him for $45 million made him a good player. Felipe is trash and he'll be exposed as trash in a different league, much like Mangala and that scrub Imbula

 

He will probably be out 4 or 5 games due to injury, his hand must be shattered.

 

Imbula? Now you are reaching too far. That dude was useless. Felipe is no Mangala. Mangala needs a babysitter CB beside him because he is mentally fragile which is a shame because he is built like a truck. Felipe is a great CB who will be sold for a lot of $.

What's the obsession with how well former players do in other clubs? Once they are sold, who cares. Porto has bought and sold tons of flops.

 

That's your boy Vaiamerdas obsession. Ask him.

 

Exactly. All teams sell flops. Felipe will be no different when he realizes he can't hack players like a dirty Brazilian prick he is and get away with it in a real league. Look what happened with him against Monaco.

 

@SCP_16 @VicVR6 @vaiamerda

I'll just leave Lord Jonas here.

 

What?

You're the one that brought up Felipe.

You're the one that said he wasn't worth the money when I said we would sell him for big $$$$.

I brought up JM because he was sold for big $$$ and he hasn't done shit.

What's your point?

Of course everyone sells players that don't amount to much in other championships.

 

He can score but he's one ugly mofo.