Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by ---Z---, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  3. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
  4. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  5. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
  6. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    WTF is that?
     
  7. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    That's the exact question I have every time he posts countless posts about a crappy team Maritimo. Like who really cares?
     
  8. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Maritimo is cagou'ing less than most teams in the liga right now.

    too bad they never bother to show up when XLB comes to town.
     
  9. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    You stated what Maritimo turn into when daddy Benfica comes to town.
     
  10. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    ?
    in English
     
  11. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    Kind of like Boavista in the old days ? lol
     
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  12. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Bro, read the crap you post before you questions anyone's english.
     
  13. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    still trying to figure out what you mean [ You stated what Maritimo turn into when daddy Benfica comes to town ]

    and try and not to be a cvnt like vaiamerda
     
  14. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    You already answered the question. Maritimo turn into a cvnt when daddy Benfica comes to Funchal.
     
  15. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Bravo, you're so right.
    Oh the irony.
     
  16. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Speaking of a cvnt it seems that Bruninho has found another woman that has allowed him to insert his penis into her vagina.

    [​IMG]

    Bruno de Carvalho revelou esta terça-feira, instantes antes do arranque do Sporting-Marítimo, para a Taça CTT, que vai ser pai pela terceira vez. O presidente leonino tem duas filhas fruto de casamentos anteriores - Ana Catarina e Diana - e, poucos meses após a cerimónia com Joana Ornelas, anuncia que ambos vão ter o primeiro filho.

    O líder verde e branco já tinha anunciado novidades através do Facebook, quando lançou uma adivinha sobre o que o tinha em comum com Cristiano Ronaldo. Na comunicação de hoje aos adeptos, através de um vídeo que passou nos ecrãs gigantes do Estádio de Alvalade, Bruno de Carvalho afirmou, em tom bem-humorado, que ele e Ronaldo concordam que o rei da selva é o leão e que a selva deve estar povoada de leões, sendo por isso que vão trazer mais.


    Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's 3 kids with three different women.
    He treats his women like he treated the companies he ran before joining Zabording.
    He fuc ks them and then leaves them.
     
  17. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
  18. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I fail to see what the issue is. Dudes a pimp. He likes to ******** all kinds of pussy. He's the guy you wish you were. All hail the king!
     
  19. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    This is the cagao thread, isn't it?
    If you can't see the point, then I can't help you.
     
  20. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Mr pump and dump.
     
  21. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    SL Colinho brings their starting A squad to play a meaningless cup game against Braga. Mais uma Cagalhao.

    Samaris, filthy prick and repeat offender, should have seen a red card for being a filthy Greek peice of shit.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Benfica cares about this cup more
    Than anyone that's why they win it every year

    Porto claimed
    They had more trophies (largely because they won the great majority of Portuguese super cups) so they lobbied to get a taca da liga implemented to help catch up.
     
  23. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I don't know why you obsessively hate bdc.

    At least he's been standing up against Benfica since PDC went soft.

    Sporting is the next hegemonic force in Portugal and Bdc has been building the club up for it to assume this role.
     
  24. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
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    È o que acontece, quando se muda de marca de tabaco !!!
    Larga o tabaco que isso passa.
     
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  25. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    ALERTA GERAL: Aboubakar foi visto no final do jogo a festejar no balneário do Mónaco!!
     
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