Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

I'm not sure you can claim that considering it's all over the Portuguese football papers.

 

Scotland
Cagão

 

With the Lindelof sale, Mourinho has now collectively spent 132m on talent from the Luz.

People that say Mourinho is a Porto man should think again.

LFV.

 

He is from Setubal. Who said he was a Porto man?

 

Talking in relation to club not place of birth.

 

Mourinho was never a Porto fan. He has been soft on Porto in games vs Chelsea at the Dragao and did buy Paulo Ferreira for a ridiculous amount of money so we can't complain.

 

Isn't everyone?

Where were all these Benfiquistas when Porto was dominating.

 

FCP fans.

Any comment on your executives accusing Benfica of hiring a witch doctor to perform rituals at the Luz in order for Benfica to win the league?

Sport Lisboa e Benfica.
The Club of Witchcraft.

 

So all the damning evidence coming out the Benfica is corrupt and has been corrupting league officials and this is what you reply about?

 

It just goes to the lengths people will go to demonize Benfica. We have to keep an eye out for that.

 

Yeah, tell your club to stop using witchcraft. This isn't the 1800's anymore.
Benfica really needs to be careful with their emails.

 

I can't wait for this guy to come back to the Luz next season and give us another title.

 

I thought Benfica fans knew their witchcraft. I believe you were looking for this guy.

 

He's a fake, he turned into The Godfather.

 

Religious SLB detractors in Porugal (mostly Sportinguistas) are now calling us the club of Satan.

 

Isn't that a compliment? Satan seems like the only reasonable dude in the bible who didn't practice genocide.

 

wow Maritimo are bring in a lot of players just hope they not going to be a massive
Cagão

 

Not a cagao, but interesting nonetheless.
Anothony Bourdain's Parts Unknown season finale is tonight.
Oporto will be featured. Here's a little of what will be shown.

https://explorepartsunknown.com/porto/episode-intel-from-porto/

Here's the last time he was in Oporto

 

Does Fernando Santos have a twin he's not telling us about?

 

Happy 4th of July to all our Ameribros

As immigrants or first generation immigrants, do you guys give a shit about this holiday at all? What do you guys do to celebrate?

Sardinhas no BBQ that stink up the whole block?

 

Happy Belated Canada Day!