Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by ---Z---, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  2. GoodDead

    GoodDead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2004
    Toronto Canada
    Club:
    Sporting Braga
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    The reZurection is in full blown delirium mode now.
     
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  3. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Benfica beat Dortmund. Did Sporting?
     
  4. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    It was a fluke
     
  5. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
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    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Which column does fluke win fall under? I think the Win column. Lmk?
     
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  6. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    It wasn't a moral victory. I didn't see any Benfica players running past 2 or 3 Dortmund players like the Sporting players did and end up with a big moral victory at the end. All Benfica got was a lousy win :D
     
  7. benficafan3

    benficafan3 Member+

    Nov 16, 2005
    Benfica and Porto definitely underperformed relative to what they can. If Benfica had a full squad for both Dortmund games I would've been confident of passing. Benfica was actually dominating the return leg up until Dortmund's 2nd goal, which everyone forgot once Dortmund scored two goals in quick succession. If Dembele was rightfully sent off, things would've been considerably different.

    Porto cannot be contesting the majority of a knockout stage with 10 men, particularly against a team like Juve. Telles messed up the entire tie. I don't think Porto would have passed regardless but it definitely should not have been an easy stroll for Juve.
     
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  8. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Bast who?

    [​IMG]
     
  9. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    How about

    [​IMG]
     
  10. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hes been practicing for the diving team
     
  11. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    When you are playing against somebody that looks like as much of a gladiator as Konstantinos Mitroglou, it makes you just want drop down to the floor and get into a fetal position when he's coming at you. I've seen many players do it.
     
  12. GoodDead

    GoodDead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2004
    Toronto Canada
    Club:
    Sporting Braga
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    always thought he looked more like a shady street merchant from Aladdin but ok.
     
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  13. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    That's actually what many Greeks look like. When Hollywood portrays Greeks in films such as The Gladiator and 300, they don't make them look realistic. They make them look as white as possible to appease the audience. Greeks have one of the most diverse genetic backgrounds in Europe.
     
  14. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    The Gladiator was Spanish.
     
  15. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Tats and a beard are so common nowadays that no one will even flinch.
     
  16. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Austrailan, actually
     
  17. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    #4067 Sumol, Mar 16, 2017
    Last edited: Mar 16, 2017
    :ROFLMAO:

    We will see how Porto & Iker react to it.

    If you guys start Jose Sa, we would be running the other way. That is one epic raw animal magnetism he has on his face.

    Apologies, i'm a beard guru. I even buy beard oil.
     
  18. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    True, he does have a awesome beard. Mine was almost like his last year but I think people were starting to think I was homeless at the office so I trimmed it down.

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Russel Crowe was born in New Zealand. Nice try. :p
     
  20. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Some island in the Pacific.

    I've lived my entire life thinking Crowe was Australian. What is even real anymore?
     
  21. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Your homosexuality is just shining through this post
     
  22. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    This made me think of CR7's surrogates. Seriously, what is up with him and surrogates? He has surrogate twins on the way. He needs to explain himself. Its getting bizarre.
     
  23. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why get a girl all icky pregnant when you can pay someone you don't know. He won't love a woman as much as he loves himself anyway
     
  24. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Cr7 is obviously gay at least to some degree.

    Nothing wrong with it anyways , I'd be gay for him myself .
     
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  25. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey man, I just hope he's enjoying his time as king.
     

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