Bar Italia - old men banter thread

As of right now Roma leads the Serie A by a 2 point advantage over Napoli. Tight scudetto race, Lazio currently lye 3rd and with Atalanta's tie with Roma they sit a point back and in 4th place.

Great race this year.

 

How great is it that Roma, as usual, speak about winning the scudetto, then can't even defeat Atalanta at home? Napoli may even overtake you for second, and you want to whine about Juve?! ******** off. You're not even in the same stratosphere.

 

Milan are the comeback kings. And Sal's mom is the cum on her back queen

 

If you're led by the Chinese I can't take you seriously. We have ADL who's a ********ing idiot but still I rather him than the Chinese.

 

I'm half chinese

 

# of starts by players under age 24 for teams in Serie A out of a possible 341 (11 starters multiplied times 31 games)

(Teams in order of current table)

Juventus 49

Roma 85

Napoli 66

Lazio 117

Atalanta 157

Milan 174

Inter 118

Fiorentina 60

Sampdoria 124

Torino 124

Udinese 112

Chievo 3

Cagliari 38

Bologna 169

Sassuolo 139

Genoa 101

Empoli 94

Crotone 134

Palermo 74

Pescara 148

 

Interesting ^^^^^^^. Milan plays the most youth.

 

And they will be better quicker than a lot of those other teams. Milan are a striker away from being a contender IMO

 

Maybe Galliani from his grave can swing us Belotti. No one will know how or where. I'm just fantasizing tho. Just like i fantasize about Sal's mom

 

Just like sals mom... I'm sure you can get it if you pay enough

 

This thread is back alive and well

 

Eh basta. Leave Sal's mom alone. Stupid fantasy about a woman you don't know.

 

Are you saying you "know" her Falc... Damn... Didn't know you rolled that way

 

I have known her husband for many years. I have met her on a few occasions.

 

That's just unfaithful.

 

Perverts.

 

Plot Twist: Falc is Sal's dad

 

I've got news for y'all, Sal is Sal's mom. So since discussion about BS's favorite mom is back it's time to bring Sal back for good. Let's go mods, stop fckn around.

 

Bring that boi back so I can ******** his mom

 

Hey @Calcio Pauly, I know you into these videos!

Highlights of @Miralem_Pjanic v Barcelona from @futbolvideos_ https://t.co/ewGDxjGPBv

— JuveFC (@juvefcdotcom) April 22, 2017

 

Shit player, even more short passes than Verratti.

 

Lol

 

I was going to post it on the Roma forum but out of respect to some who I have become friends with, I held back. Pjanic looks like a star with Juve.

 

That pass at 0:11... Pure class. And look! He can do it at will.

Magical.