Are You Experienced? All Things Audi Game Day

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  1. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    Is your beer warmer than your piss? This thread's for you.
     
  2. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    I for one look forward to all the rave reviews and fraternal camaraderie of this thread.
     
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  3. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    To quote the apparently immortal Doris Day:

    When I grew up and fell in love
    I asked my sweetheart, what lies ahead
    Will we have rainbows
    Day after day
    Here's what my sweetheart said

    Que será, será
    Whatever will be, will be
    The future's not ours to see
    Que será, será
    What will be, will be
     
  4. John L

    John L Member+

    Sep 20, 2003
    Alexandria, VA
    You must be the man who knew too much

    ManKnewTooMuch.jpg
     
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  5. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    Typical DCU supporters. I think the figure may be Thohir flipping us the bird.
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  6. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    And Ben Olsen is the man who knew too little.
    And Chad Ashton is the man who ate too much.
     
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  7. PSURoss

    PSURoss Member+

    Sep 30, 2002
    DC Burbs
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  8. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    Will there be a comments section to rate the speeches from the clueless Pols? An over under for the number of times the team is referred to as The United?
     
  9. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    Yes. All manner of suffering is open to comment, as long as you were there to experience it in person.
     
  10. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    And how do you plan on enforcing that, will it include races with a speeding bullet, leaping over tall buildings or just having a hissy fit and stomping your feet?
     
  11. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    I have in mind more existential dilemnas, such as the choice between burning your retinas trying to watch the game or taking advantage of the steep rake to look down the blouse of the woman in the row below.
     
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  12. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    The way life goes the blouse you peer down on will cover a chest hairier than a Bulgarian defender's:D
     
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  13. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Channeling your inner Ray Hudson I see.
     
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  14. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     

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