addicting Oreos

http://www.theonion.com/articles/oreos-as-addictive-as-cocaine-among-rats,34239/

 

Whenever I see Condi Rice on the screen, I can't change the channel... does that count?

 

Funny, I never thought that they were that good.
I mean I've never bought them and only eaten them when there wasn't a choice of something good.

 

Funny that the white stuff is what's so addicting - I think it's vile. In fact, that's why we don't by Oreos any more. I would eat them over the sink, pulling them apart and scraping the white stuff off with a knife (I like the cookie part). My wife got sick of cleaning the white shit out of the sink.

I bet nobody ever got addicted to Hydrox.

 

IKR?

The standard Doritos used to taste like a combo of regular tortilla chips from a restaurant and Fritos. You can't get those anymore AFAIK but you can choose from like, 73 other kinds. Can't get Wrigley's Spearmint gum everywhere, either. Things change, I guess.

I worked with a woman who once wore her daughter's perfume that smelled like pound cake. Kinda plain looking but bro, she was popular in the office that day...