A global warning Issue?

Discussion in 'Bill Archer's Guestbook' started by Riceman, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    Question: Can you count illegals in figuring up your carbon footprint?
     
  2. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    I might have to work up a spreadsheet. When they come to mow my lawn every week there's about 3 lawnmowers an edger and one of those weed-whackers thingies, all gas powered.
     
  3. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    You left off the gas-powered blower.
     
  4. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999
    So it's June in Detroit and it's like 55 degrees out. When is global warming coming to Michigan? We are the last to get everything. :mad:
     
  5. BMSYNOT

    BMSYNOT New Member

    Jun 24, 2006
  6. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    The Global Warming Diet is now here.

    "One of the most positive effects you can have on the environment begins on your dinner plate"

    This truly is a religion.
     
  7. BPBlueSox

    BPBlueSox Member

    Ajax
    Netherlands
    Aug 21, 2003
    Georgia
    Club:
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    People always have to find some sort of "religion" to cling to. Look at anybody who claims they are an atheist or agnostic...they'll have something like this that they'll be doing. Everybody has their god...even if their god is Al Gore. :p
     
  8. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    TBH, flatulent cows do produce a lot of methane.

    Judging by his girth, I'd say Al Gore is even less concerned about his methane foot print than he is about his carbon foot print.

    OT, but can I start selling methane offsets by promising to eat less Mexican food?
     
  9. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    ManBearPig is even training his priests.

     
  10. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
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    I imagine Trey Parker and Matt Stone are having the graphic "This is what believers of Al Gore really think" built as we speak...
     
  11. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    Excelsior!
     
  12. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
  13. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    Uh-oh. This could put a damper on my carbon offset business.

    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
     
  14. Anthony

    Anthony Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    Aug 20, 1999
    Chicago
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    DC United
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    United States
    But there still are the 25% -- it is what we call a niche market -- sort of like MLS.
     
  15. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    A recent survey showed that something like 40% of the population still believes that Saddam Hussein was behind 9-11. Only 11% could correctly identify the Chief Justice of the SCOTUS.

    More than half of the population believes in creationism.

    Surveys of the general public sometimes don't mean a thing. This is one of those cases.

    I agree that the carbon offset businesses are a sham.
     
  16. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    They probably surveyed the same idiots that are giving Congress low approval ratings. ;)

    Stop it! That's a lie!
     
  17. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    The Deniers!

     
  18. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    Oh good, we can now breathe easier….literally.

    Apparently God didn’t realize that when he made cows, he was destroying the earth. Duh!!! Thank goodness man is around to correct this mistake.
     
  19. Anthony

    Anthony Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    Aug 20, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
  20. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've always felt that the existence of cows was quite a dilemma for Leftys. They don't want to eat them because they think man are herbivores, they don't want to use them for leather because they think it's cruel, but they can't advocate eliminating them because they don't like to see anything killed (except for Segroves, he's a big fan of killing things). I suppose whoever came up with making them less gassy will be awarded the Hippy Order of Merit, or something...
     
  21. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999
    The issue is that they are mass produced (bred) by farmers for the sole intent on killing them for food. If there were no meat eaters or leather wearers then there would be far less cows.
     
  22. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    Exactly.
     
  23. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca

    Why don't you two homos get a room or something. This forum is dead butch.
     
  24. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    Yep. The world was a lot more cooler before we invented the hamburger, shoes and leather car seats.
     
  25. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    Oops, sorry. I'll get this back on track.

    Stewart Copeland is probably a great drummer, but I can't say for sure, because The Police put me to sleep.
     

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